In this fascinating conversation, F.S. Aijazuddin shares memories from his 28 years as British Honorary Consul in Lahore and discusses his book *A Demi Diplomat: Memories of an Honorary British Consul, Lahore 1994–2022*. From meeting Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles and other British dignitaries to unexpected moments involving official visits, security, diplomacy and Lahore’s historic landmarks, this conversation offers a rare personal glimpse into decades of British-Pakistani relations. He also recalls memorable encounters with Boris Johnson, John Major and other prominent figures, as well as the remarkable story behind his “Shakespearean farewell” after 28 years in the honorary consular role.