A man can’t even go out for a meal! This smart phoon is the biggest nuisance in world today. But if Youthias are keeping eyes on me, my lovers are keeping eyes on Mraan, even in Davos. They sent me a report on his meeting with Trump.
Mraan: Mr President, please accept my compliments on rubbishing your intelligence agencies. They were the only organ of state left that you had not condemned. Good to see you slamming them.
Trump: Oh yeah! I can so totally do without intelligence. In fact, I’ve done this job just fine without any intelligence whatsoever.
Mraan: me too, Mr President. I wish you the best of health, Mr President.
Trump: That’s sweet. Nice of you ta ask. I’m told my condition is treatable.
Mraan: We both suffer from it but in my case it’s terminal.
Trump: Naah! You just c’mon over to the US of A and we’ll both go to the Cleveland Clinic and get the best treatment fer Malignant Narcissism.
Mraan: That’s so kind. I’d also like to condole with you about the fact that the Iranians didn’t rise to bait, although you tried your damnedest.
Trump: Kin you imagine? I’m FURIOUS at them for distracting people from my impeachment fer ONLY TWO DAYS. Why d’you think I did the drone strikes?
Mraan: I got my favourite minion to do the same thing last week and it SO backfired.
Trump: Oh really? Did you do a drone strike too? And who’d you get?
Mraan: I sort of got me. My guy brought out a boot and slammed it on the table on Prime Time television, and it went badly wrong.
Trump: Oh well, don’t worry. Our opponents would’ve bin had for a smidgeon of the things we’ve done, you an me, and gotten away with. We’re blessed.
Mraan: In case our luck runs out, have you also been offered a role by the Lucky Irani Circus post-presidency, like I have?
Trump: You’re a nut job, Mr Kahn! I TOLD you I’m allergic to all things I-rani!
Mraan: Mr President, please accept my compliments on rubbishing your intelligence agencies. They were the only organ of state left that you had not condemned. Good to see you slamming them.
Trump: Oh yeah! I can so totally do without intelligence. In fact, I’ve done this job just fine without any intelligence whatsoever.
Mraan: me too, Mr President. I wish you the best of health, Mr President.
Trump: That’s sweet. Nice of you ta ask. I’m told my condition is treatable.
Mraan: We both suffer from it but in my case it’s terminal.
Trump: Naah! You just c’mon over to the US of A and we’ll both go to the Cleveland Clinic and get the best treatment fer Malignant Narcissism.
Mraan: That’s so kind. I’d also like to condole with you about the fact that the Iranians didn’t rise to bait, although you tried your damnedest.
Trump: Kin you imagine? I’m FURIOUS at them for distracting people from my impeachment fer ONLY TWO DAYS. Why d’you think I did the drone strikes?
Mraan: I got my favourite minion to do the same thing last week and it SO backfired.
Trump: Oh really? Did you do a drone strike too? And who’d you get?
Mraan: I sort of got me. My guy brought out a boot and slammed it on the table on Prime Time television, and it went badly wrong.
Trump: Oh well, don’t worry. Our opponents would’ve bin had for a smidgeon of the things we’ve done, you an me, and gotten away with. We’re blessed.
Mraan: In case our luck runs out, have you also been offered a role by the Lucky Irani Circus post-presidency, like I have?
Trump: You’re a nut job, Mr Kahn! I TOLD you I’m allergic to all things I-rani!
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