Bhai you tau know how much I hate gossiping and peddling in other people’s affairs. It’s just not how khandaani people behave, na. That’s why I’ve kept quiet all this time about the Reham-Imran talaaq. But I think so time has come for me to brake my silence. Because I also have a question that I’d like answered. And because I have Encyclomedia Brittanica right here in my house I went and consulted it straight.
‘Janoo,’ I asked, ‘why is everyone talking so much about the Imran-Reham talaaq?’
‘Because Imran turned his marriage into an instrument of his politics. So he gave carte blanche to the media to speculate when it all went pear shaped.’
Dekha? How clever he is? Using such big big words and being an Oxen and all?
But if you ask me I tau just don’t like Imran’s attitude, baba. On one side he can’t live without a camera on top of him 24/7 and on the other he says he wants privacy. When he got married he himself invited reporters to his home in Bunny Gala and gave interviews left right and centre and posed for photos in his golden sherwani and came on TV with Reham and talked non-stop about why he married her and how they met and what his smoothsayer had to say vaghera vaghera. Bhai, if you want privacy then don’t do all that tamasha na. Don’t stand on top of a container and announce you’re getting married. Just do like everyone else and get married and go live your married life quietly in your home. But problem with Imran is he’s actually married to the camera na.
And doosra, it’s okay for him to make personal remarks about others in front of thousands of people but if anyone dares to question him about his personal life, he goes straight away into a sulk. Telling journalists that they have crept out of gutters and how low their auqat is and accusing people of being dollar khor and then throwing a hissy fit and saying why people are being personal if they say he has bad judgement. Bhai, I tau am not impress with him. As far as I’m concerned Mother Andrews was right when she used to say, ‘What is sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gender.’
‘Janoo,’ I asked, ‘why is everyone talking so much about the Imran-Reham talaaq?’
‘Because Imran turned his marriage into an instrument of his politics. So he gave carte blanche to the media to speculate when it all went pear shaped.’
Dekha? How clever he is? Using such big big words and being an Oxen and all?
But if you ask me I tau just don’t like Imran’s attitude, baba. On one side he can’t live without a camera on top of him 24/7 and on the other he says he wants privacy. When he got married he himself invited reporters to his home in Bunny Gala and gave interviews left right and centre and posed for photos in his golden sherwani and came on TV with Reham and talked non-stop about why he married her and how they met and what his smoothsayer had to say vaghera vaghera. Bhai, if you want privacy then don’t do all that tamasha na. Don’t stand on top of a container and announce you’re getting married. Just do like everyone else and get married and go live your married life quietly in your home. But problem with Imran is he’s actually married to the camera na.
And doosra, it’s okay for him to make personal remarks about others in front of thousands of people but if anyone dares to question him about his personal life, he goes straight away into a sulk. Telling journalists that they have crept out of gutters and how low their auqat is and accusing people of being dollar khor and then throwing a hissy fit and saying why people are being personal if they say he has bad judgement. Bhai, I tau am not impress with him. As far as I’m concerned Mother Andrews was right when she used to say, ‘What is sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gender.’