Such Gup

Such Gup

Falling foul


We all know that the two Khawajas have fallen foul of The Boys, and there have been calls for their ouster, mercifully falling on The Man of Steel’s deaf ears. We now hear that another victim has been included in The Boys’ “Get ’Em” list. And that’s none other than Fat Me.

Mayhem in Model Town


Our mole says the Rana of the Punjab chaired the fateful meeting where the operation on Friar TuQ’s Lahore headquarters was planned. It is said that the Commissioner opposed the whole thing and suggested that it be aborted. The Rana pushed ahead and the rest, as they say, is history.

Congrats! 


Congratulations to Big Ben’s youngest who’s just graduated from Oxford Brookes University in England. We hear her Dad’s there to mark the event, along with her two siblings.

Lining up


The buzz is that several members of The Man of Steel’s group in parliament have reached out to the Chaudhries and revived their old contacts with them. This is obviously because winds of change are blowing, and whether they culminate in a storm remains to be seen. According to our mole, the man to watch is the new Mian Azhar – aka Mr Bean. We hear there have been meetings between him and his old friend, Talented Bro, far from prying eyes. No doubt Mr Bean has aired his grievances with The Man, and Talented Bro is trying to do damage control.