Meray aziz humwatno, let me share with you a latter I received from President Trump recently. It was meant for Prime Minister Modi but he accidentally sent it to me, because he doesn’t know that there is one Punjab in Pakistan, and the other in India:
To His Excellency,
Moody Prime Minister,
Lahore, Punjab. (His English & spelling is worst than mine).
“Dear PM, let me strat by saying that I will not tolerate it if the Pakistinians attak you. I really like you. No, I mean, I really really do. Not like I told the Pakistinian Prime Minister Mr Gandhi, quite incinserely I mite add, that I think he’s a terrific guy. No, Moody PM, I think you’re the terrific guy. I mean really terrific. Huge. But I will say one thing. Which is that if you’re thinkin of goin ta I-ran, you better think again. Like, it’s not happenin. No sir. Remember the ex-PM of Noway? He’d bin to I-ran, and then he showed up in the US. Guess what my immigration officer told him? ‘No Way!’ Pun intended. That was HUGE! And don’t send me any immigrants neither. I hate immigrants, except for Ivana, Melania and my own forefeathers who came from Denmakr. Melania is a Check. But she’s now a proud American. As I tweeted the morning after my inauguration: ‘I am honered to serve you, the great American People!’ PM Moody, I wanted you to be my first international visitor but unfortunately it was that plain old woman from Britian. Teresa May. The Press here – wich I hate – is accusing me of misspelling her name. They say it’s Theresa not Teresa. Who the hell cares? I think the fuss is all because Teresa May is the name of a former British soft-porn actress. I can tell you I’d have been really happy to receive her. What an honer! The other country that’s iffy is China. Imagine being named after crockery! As I said in a tweet, ‘China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters in unpresidented act’. My incstits about China are that the yellow races are v v iffy. Good day, The Donald.”
To His Excellency,
Moody Prime Minister,
Lahore, Punjab. (His English & spelling is worst than mine).
“Dear PM, let me strat by saying that I will not tolerate it if the Pakistinians attak you. I really like you. No, I mean, I really really do. Not like I told the Pakistinian Prime Minister Mr Gandhi, quite incinserely I mite add, that I think he’s a terrific guy. No, Moody PM, I think you’re the terrific guy. I mean really terrific. Huge. But I will say one thing. Which is that if you’re thinkin of goin ta I-ran, you better think again. Like, it’s not happenin. No sir. Remember the ex-PM of Noway? He’d bin to I-ran, and then he showed up in the US. Guess what my immigration officer told him? ‘No Way!’ Pun intended. That was HUGE! And don’t send me any immigrants neither. I hate immigrants, except for Ivana, Melania and my own forefeathers who came from Denmakr. Melania is a Check. But she’s now a proud American. As I tweeted the morning after my inauguration: ‘I am honered to serve you, the great American People!’ PM Moody, I wanted you to be my first international visitor but unfortunately it was that plain old woman from Britian. Teresa May. The Press here – wich I hate – is accusing me of misspelling her name. They say it’s Theresa not Teresa. Who the hell cares? I think the fuss is all because Teresa May is the name of a former British soft-porn actress. I can tell you I’d have been really happy to receive her. What an honer! The other country that’s iffy is China. Imagine being named after crockery! As I said in a tweet, ‘China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters in unpresidented act’. My incstits about China are that the yellow races are v v iffy. Good day, The Donald.”
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