Taubah, taubah. Haw badly behaved was the PTI in National Assembly a few days ago. Is this any talk? Yeh koi baat hai? We are on patron of Westminister democracy. Haw nicely they behave in Parliament in Westminister, beneath shadow of historic Big Ban. When I was in London many years ago, I once went and saw Parliament in session.
Let me to repeat haw sweetly they talked to each other:
Prime Minister Mrs Thatcher to Leader of Opposition: “the Right Honourable gentleman, with all due respect, is a blundering amateur.”
Leader of Opposition to Mrs Thatcher: “The Right Honourable lady should know all about that, being an expert on blundering amateurishness, for never has the leader of the Conservative Party displayed such gross incompetence.”
Mrs Thatcher to the Leader of the Opposition: “The Right Honourable gentleman, with all due respect, is a blithering prat, and totally unfit to hold the position he does.”
Leader of the Opposition to Mrs Thatcher: “The Right Honourable fat pompous tart is in no position to hold forth on pratness or fitness to hold office.”
Mrs Thatcher to Leader of the Opposition: “The Right Honourable gentleman, with all due respect, may be a cretinous fool but he has just invented a new word, pratness, not previously found in the Oxford English dictionary.”
Leader of the Opposition to Mrs Thatcher: “I agree with the Honourable bitch-cow, with all due respect, in her unwittingly correct assessment. I am indeed an inventor of language and I am hereby calling her out not as Prime Minister but as a Prime Monster.”
Mrs Thatcher to the Leader of the Opposition: “I would advise the Honourable gentleman, with all due respect, to dream on. I AM Prime Minister and shall remain Prime Minister and if I possibly can, I will outlaw the Opposition and achieve a smoothly functioning One Party state.”
Vah! What a nice & polite, hain ji?
Let me to repeat haw sweetly they talked to each other:
Prime Minister Mrs Thatcher to Leader of Opposition: “the Right Honourable gentleman, with all due respect, is a blundering amateur.”
Leader of Opposition to Mrs Thatcher: “The Right Honourable lady should know all about that, being an expert on blundering amateurishness, for never has the leader of the Conservative Party displayed such gross incompetence.”
Mrs Thatcher to the Leader of the Opposition: “The Right Honourable gentleman, with all due respect, is a blithering prat, and totally unfit to hold the position he does.”
Leader of the Opposition to Mrs Thatcher: “The Right Honourable fat pompous tart is in no position to hold forth on pratness or fitness to hold office.”
Mrs Thatcher to Leader of the Opposition: “The Right Honourable gentleman, with all due respect, may be a cretinous fool but he has just invented a new word, pratness, not previously found in the Oxford English dictionary.”
Leader of the Opposition to Mrs Thatcher: “I agree with the Honourable bitch-cow, with all due respect, in her unwittingly correct assessment. I am indeed an inventor of language and I am hereby calling her out not as Prime Minister but as a Prime Monster.”
Mrs Thatcher to the Leader of the Opposition: “I would advise the Honourable gentleman, with all due respect, to dream on. I AM Prime Minister and shall remain Prime Minister and if I possibly can, I will outlaw the Opposition and achieve a smoothly functioning One Party state.”
Vah! What a nice & polite, hain ji?
NS