You see, meray aziz humwatno, how according to promise Khan Sahab has cleaned out all political parties - and absorbed dirties in his own party, hain ji? Lower minded and mentally retired approach! But inshallah, you will see that who will be victorious. As Muhammad Ali Jinnah said, “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee”.
I have serfed this country so well. Apart from electric city, Orange Train and CPEC, I have given Pakistan another legend who made everyone laugh without saying a word. He is in league with other legends like Mr Bean and Charlie Chaplin. He is none other than President Mamnoon Hussain, silent comedian.
Also, please recall my other great achievement. When I became Prime Minister, ramzan used to be in winters. Now, because we have annoyed Almighty, they are in summers.
We are going into elections with most popular slogan: “Vote ko izzat do!” and Imran Khan is going into elections with second most popular slogan: “Voti ko izzat do!” Vaisay, what a tapestry of justice. That they have allowed Musharraf to return. And putting me on ECL. Astaghfirullah, I know some boozers are celebrating that Musharraf is coming back - but they also know that now only two taps of booze are allowed, tarbooze and kharbooze. I also know that all sorts of besharmi used to happen in his days. My spies told me that in his time, maulvis used to say we will celebrate Valentine’s Day not on February 14 but on February 13 with Saudi Arabia. And in Musharraf’s time, Altaf Hussain was also riding high. On Valentine’s Day, he used to send his opponents this message: “Goli Marun Ya Marun Line? Will You Be My Valentine?”
I was so looking forward to going to London. I have grown to love everything about London, even the rude taxi drivers who specialize in a British sort of rudery. One day, I remember, I got into a taxi and said, “please take me to Waterloo”. A second later, I said, “I mean Waterloo Station”. Taxi driver replied, “Well, I should hope so, given that you’re a bit late for the Battle.”
I have serfed this country so well. Apart from electric city, Orange Train and CPEC, I have given Pakistan another legend who made everyone laugh without saying a word. He is in league with other legends like Mr Bean and Charlie Chaplin. He is none other than President Mamnoon Hussain, silent comedian.
Also, please recall my other great achievement. When I became Prime Minister, ramzan used to be in winters. Now, because we have annoyed Almighty, they are in summers.
We are going into elections with most popular slogan: “Vote ko izzat do!” and Imran Khan is going into elections with second most popular slogan: “Voti ko izzat do!” Vaisay, what a tapestry of justice. That they have allowed Musharraf to return. And putting me on ECL. Astaghfirullah, I know some boozers are celebrating that Musharraf is coming back - but they also know that now only two taps of booze are allowed, tarbooze and kharbooze. I also know that all sorts of besharmi used to happen in his days. My spies told me that in his time, maulvis used to say we will celebrate Valentine’s Day not on February 14 but on February 13 with Saudi Arabia. And in Musharraf’s time, Altaf Hussain was also riding high. On Valentine’s Day, he used to send his opponents this message: “Goli Marun Ya Marun Line? Will You Be My Valentine?”
I was so looking forward to going to London. I have grown to love everything about London, even the rude taxi drivers who specialize in a British sort of rudery. One day, I remember, I got into a taxi and said, “please take me to Waterloo”. A second later, I said, “I mean Waterloo Station”. Taxi driver replied, “Well, I should hope so, given that you’re a bit late for the Battle.”
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