Joke of the week
Rumour has it that when The Great Khan met the IMF’s Managing Director and Chairwoman, he invited her to visit Pakistan’s capital.
“Oh” she said, “where is Pakistan’s capital?”
“In Swiss banks”, replied The Great Khan.
Bad show
One minute he was Senior Minister in the Land of Five Rivers, the next minute he was a detainee in the NABbers’ custody. One minute he was being treated to hi-tea in his inquisitor’s office, the next minute he was not allowed to leave the premises. One minute he was billed as CM-to-be, the next minute he was being accused of “living beyond his means”. Wasn’t he living beyond his means when he was funding all and sundry, when he was organizing and paying for mammoth jalsas? Bad show on the part of his party and its leadership, with no one speaking up for the former Senior Minister.
List of invitees
We hear officialdom in Isloo is making a list of invitees to the state banquet in honour of MbS. They say The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro has been in touch with influentials in Al-King’s court who’ve assured him that he’s on the list. Influentials here too, are keen for him to be at the banquet but guess who’s not having him there at any cost! Yup, that’s right!