Stuck in a lift
After taking part in a TV program, one of The Man of Steel’s stalwarts went down the building in a lift. Accompanied by three assistants, and a lady journo, the gent got stuck when the lift came to the ground floor but the doors jammed. When it was clear that the doors would not open, and there was no technician on duty, the politico rolled up his sleeves and pulled open the doors with great difficulty.
Zero criticism
In support of the “Azadi” and “Inqilabi” marches, one media house sent out a directive to its print edition’s opinion writers. The demand was for zero criticism of The Great Khan and Friar TuQ, leading up to the culmination of the marches. Post facto, it was decreed, the group’s opinion writers could give vent to their analysis.
Rocking the boat
Our mole reports that in the recent meeting of top khakis, the head honcho of the Invisible Soldiers Inc., spoke for a change of scene, and in support of the marchers’ demands. We hear he was seconded by a couple of colleagues but that most khakis were of the view that the boat should not be rocked beyond repair.
Confusion
Confusion reigned on whether The Khan’s sons were astride the bus with him or not. The fact is that they were both with their dad for a few days but left for London on August 11 at their mum’s request. The lads atop the bus were The Khan’s nephews. While in Pakistan, The Khan’s sons’ favourite vacation spot is the Guv’s House, Nathiagali, where they enjoy some quiet time with daddy.