Gang of Three
Our mole reports that the Gang of Three, chief plotters and planners of the last decade, are frantically busy once again. This time they’re busy spending hours and hours on a lush golf course in that glorious garrison town. And who can blame them? Having presided over various cataclysmic events that have laid Pakistan low, and cost God knows what in blood and treasure, The Gang of Three is utterly engrossed in golf, the Canny amongst them having just returned from Down Under where he is rumoured to have many interests.
Panic attack
We hear Mr Bean had a fit when the Isloo police detained a lesser mortal from the Lal Masjid. This gent was a mere sidekick of the Burqa Avenger (MAA) but that didn’t prevent Mr Bean from having a panic attack. Apparently, he called the Isloo police and asked them what they were up to, “do you want to destablise the government?”
Bring back Bill!
Efforts are afoot to try and bring Bill back to the motherland, before his grandad’s April 4 death anniversary. Some hopefuls are saying he may even return by end March to attend Salman Taseer shaheed’s son’s wedding.
Severe reprimand
A clerk in an Isloo investigating agency protested the organisation’s discriminatory behaviour towards the lower orders. Workers up to grade 7 were subject to biometric entry/exit for timing, while all high officials were exempted. The lowly clerk complained to The Man of Steel’s office, which ordered the DG of that very agency to ascertain the truth. Naturally, the poor clerk was severely admonished and put in his place.