You know, all Karachi wallahs should thank me. Why? Hai bhai, I’ve had their city cleaned that’s why. Don’t you remember, last time I was in Karachi how disgusted I was with the heaps of gund, even in nice nice addresses like Clifton and Defence? And the boo! Uff, don’t even ask. So anyways I went and complained about it at swanky khaanas full of the who’s you in Karachi and you know na how even walls have ears and word gets back and now I hear that Zardari has been shamed into cleaning Karachi.
I don’t know if he’s sweeping the streets himself only but this much I can tell you that finally, thanks God, some of the rubbish heaps have gone and all because of my roll. So now I’m waiting for a big thank you dinner or maybe even a ball in my honour for being a zimmay daar shehri. My party should be any day now because rains have stopped and weather is nice and Sindh Club kay gardens tau are looking sub say best and that’s where I think so my party should be. I told Janoo and he said ‘Dream on.’ I think so he’s jealous because I have so much of influence and he doesn’t.
Aur kya? The meena bazaar that was the Senate election has finished thanks God. Janoo says that there should’ve been big signs put outside the Senate saying ‘Closing Down Sale. Last Few Days. Everything Must Go!’ I asked Janoo, I said how much does an MPA cost these days? Same price as a BMW, he told me. ‘Second hand or brand new?’ I asked. ‘Aur aik haath ki chali hui?’ He laughed and said ‘I’d imagine most of them have been through several hands.’ Others are saying no, price of an MPA is same as a Lexus. But I think so there must be some Mehrans out there also. No? But of course Mulloo is saying that the best most cleanest sub say paak election was obviously in KP because over there no one even knows the meaning of the word corruption. ‘Kyoon unkay paas dictionaries nahin hain?’ I asked.
I don’t know if he’s sweeping the streets himself only but this much I can tell you that finally, thanks God, some of the rubbish heaps have gone and all because of my roll. So now I’m waiting for a big thank you dinner or maybe even a ball in my honour for being a zimmay daar shehri. My party should be any day now because rains have stopped and weather is nice and Sindh Club kay gardens tau are looking sub say best and that’s where I think so my party should be. I told Janoo and he said ‘Dream on.’ I think so he’s jealous because I have so much of influence and he doesn’t.
Aur kya? The meena bazaar that was the Senate election has finished thanks God. Janoo says that there should’ve been big signs put outside the Senate saying ‘Closing Down Sale. Last Few Days. Everything Must Go!’ I asked Janoo, I said how much does an MPA cost these days? Same price as a BMW, he told me. ‘Second hand or brand new?’ I asked. ‘Aur aik haath ki chali hui?’ He laughed and said ‘I’d imagine most of them have been through several hands.’ Others are saying no, price of an MPA is same as a Lexus. But I think so there must be some Mehrans out there also. No? But of course Mulloo is saying that the best most cleanest sub say paak election was obviously in KP because over there no one even knows the meaning of the word corruption. ‘Kyoon unkay paas dictionaries nahin hain?’ I asked.