Look at this woman Maryam bringing disrepute to the Courts by showing a doctored recording. By the way, what’s a doctored recording? I think it must be a recording that’s been examined by a doctor and treated for a hoarse voice or scratchy bits.
But back to Maryam and her vilification of the Courts. Let me tell you that this is a pack of lies. The Supreme Court has demonstrated that it is Supreme. It has given Supreme decisions and in its Supreme wisdom it decreed that former prime minister Nawaz Sharif became former the day he denied Bobby his extension. He also became former the day Narendra Modi dropped in at his house for tea. He became former when he said that we should get rid of the jihadis to get off FATF. He became former when he decided that he was actually the prime minister of Pakistan.
The Courts have held that everything that Nawaz Sharif has done is null and void. I know all about nulls and voids. I have very large ones in my anatomy, especially in my cerebral region. Which reminds me, how did you like my latest U-Turn? Wasn’t it JUST brilliant? I made that very sweet boy what’s-his-name Revenue Minister because I liked the way he was revving during the Budget. But that spoil sport Hafeez Sheikh threw a fit and went into a terrible sulk. Worse, he went and ratted on me to Christine Lagarde, who after all, is his real boss. In case you don’t know she’s the Managing Director of the IMF and a VERY, VERY old woman. You know what happens to women when they pass their sell by date. They become so shrill. So the minute Hafeez ratted on me, she was on the blower demanding to know, “NOW what’ve you gone and done?” “N-n-nothing, Your Majesty,” I replied. “Give the ministry back to Hafeez RIGHT THIS MINUTE!” she commanded. “Yes Your Majesty”, I whimpered and affected a brilliant U-Turn, one of my best to date. I gave that sweet boy what’s his name some other ministry, can’t recall which one exactly.
Im the Dim
But back to Maryam and her vilification of the Courts. Let me tell you that this is a pack of lies. The Supreme Court has demonstrated that it is Supreme. It has given Supreme decisions and in its Supreme wisdom it decreed that former prime minister Nawaz Sharif became former the day he denied Bobby his extension. He also became former the day Narendra Modi dropped in at his house for tea. He became former when he said that we should get rid of the jihadis to get off FATF. He became former when he decided that he was actually the prime minister of Pakistan.
The Courts have held that everything that Nawaz Sharif has done is null and void. I know all about nulls and voids. I have very large ones in my anatomy, especially in my cerebral region. Which reminds me, how did you like my latest U-Turn? Wasn’t it JUST brilliant? I made that very sweet boy what’s-his-name Revenue Minister because I liked the way he was revving during the Budget. But that spoil sport Hafeez Sheikh threw a fit and went into a terrible sulk. Worse, he went and ratted on me to Christine Lagarde, who after all, is his real boss. In case you don’t know she’s the Managing Director of the IMF and a VERY, VERY old woman. You know what happens to women when they pass their sell by date. They become so shrill. So the minute Hafeez ratted on me, she was on the blower demanding to know, “NOW what’ve you gone and done?” “N-n-nothing, Your Majesty,” I replied. “Give the ministry back to Hafeez RIGHT THIS MINUTE!” she commanded. “Yes Your Majesty”, I whimpered and affected a brilliant U-Turn, one of my best to date. I gave that sweet boy what’s his name some other ministry, can’t recall which one exactly.
Im the Dim