Hai, how I wish Janoo hadn’t been so politically erect! Honestly, so many times I’ve told him kay to live in this world one has to make some compromises, some confessions to real life varna one ends up like poor old Buddha who was born a prince but died a popper. And my poor Kulchoo you know, I think so, he’s also going to be popper just like Buddha because of Janoo’s zidds.
I mean what goes of Janoo’s if he sends a little bit of money abroad and sets up a little off shore trust for Kulchoo? If Janoo had even this much of common scents, my poor little Kulchoo would have been as rich as the sons of our rulers and their main oppositionists. Because when the Panama Papers came out of Nawaz’s cupboard no one was surprised because Imran Khan had been yelling himself horse that Nawaz and Zardari are ‘do number’ who for years have been investigating their money abroad. But ub tau even Imran’s right hand man, chief Insafiyan and Uber jet taxi driver has publicly exposed himself and admitted maaf karofied loans and off shore companies. Ditto Imran’s other ATM, that real estate baron from Lahore who has lots of skeletons in his cupboard along with several undeclared properties and a stash of billions. Tau bhai ub, kiss baat ka darr hai? And if Zag Goldsmith and his father Jammy Goldsmith – Imran’s in laws – also had off shore investments tau then tau it means that its perfectly gosher, no?
So anyways, I was saying to Janoo that thanks to your kanjoosi and your stupid principles, our poor Kulchoo will die penniless like Buddha.
‘Kulchoo will have attained nirvana,’ said Janoo. ‘He’ll have become immortal.’
‘But he’ll never fly on private jets and own expensive flats in Park Lane and live in a country mention in England. What’s the point of being immortal if you’re not rich, haan?’
I mean what goes of Janoo’s if he sends a little bit of money abroad and sets up a little off shore trust for Kulchoo? If Janoo had even this much of common scents, my poor little Kulchoo would have been as rich as the sons of our rulers and their main oppositionists. Because when the Panama Papers came out of Nawaz’s cupboard no one was surprised because Imran Khan had been yelling himself horse that Nawaz and Zardari are ‘do number’ who for years have been investigating their money abroad. But ub tau even Imran’s right hand man, chief Insafiyan and Uber jet taxi driver has publicly exposed himself and admitted maaf karofied loans and off shore companies. Ditto Imran’s other ATM, that real estate baron from Lahore who has lots of skeletons in his cupboard along with several undeclared properties and a stash of billions. Tau bhai ub, kiss baat ka darr hai? And if Zag Goldsmith and his father Jammy Goldsmith – Imran’s in laws – also had off shore investments tau then tau it means that its perfectly gosher, no?
So anyways, I was saying to Janoo that thanks to your kanjoosi and your stupid principles, our poor Kulchoo will die penniless like Buddha.
‘Kulchoo will have attained nirvana,’ said Janoo. ‘He’ll have become immortal.’
‘But he’ll never fly on private jets and own expensive flats in Park Lane and live in a country mention in England. What’s the point of being immortal if you’re not rich, haan?’