What fun I’m going to have at Nawaz’s expense when the Judges start hearing the PanamaLeaks case! We’ll be on the streets baying for blood. But it’s not going to be a Tsunami this time, because I’ve looked up the word “Tsunami” in the Oxford English Dictionary and discovered that it’s not the kind of thing one would like to be caught up in. So, this time the PTI’s slogan is going to be “An Eruption To End Corruption”. To mark our final and last protest, I have also decided to erect a monument in Bani Gala. On the monument, the first line is going to read: “Chairman For Life”. The second line is going to read: “Life For Chairman”. The third line is going to read: “An Erection To End Corruption”.
For the women who will take part in our protest, we’re launching our own lawn like all the big textile houses of Pakistan. Our lawn will be inspired by me. I’ve designed all the prints and included free hijabs as must-have accessories for women who wish to live in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan ruled by me With Effect From July 1, 2017.
My lawn designs are inspired by historic moments in my life like the World Cup Win of 1992, the founding of Shaukat Khanum Hospital, and my nearly-successful 2014 Dharna. The World Cup Lawn has teacups printed on it because tea is a beverage that doesn’t hurt the feelings of Muslims like Salman Rushdie. The founding of the Hospital has Saudi riyals printed on it, because the riyal is a currency that doesn’t hurt the feelings of Muslims like Salman Rushdie. My Dharna Lawn has images of Nawaz being turned on the spit because he is a meat that doesn’t hurt the feelings of Muslims like Salman Rushdie. As you know, nearly everything hurts the feelings of Muslims so my design options were limited.
And just in case our protest turns into a Tsunami, I will give paddles and inflatable tubes to PTI members so that they don’t drown. I myself will be on a raft which will be kept afloat by eight mermaids supplied by Aleem Khan.
Im the Dim
For the women who will take part in our protest, we’re launching our own lawn like all the big textile houses of Pakistan. Our lawn will be inspired by me. I’ve designed all the prints and included free hijabs as must-have accessories for women who wish to live in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan ruled by me With Effect From July 1, 2017.
My lawn designs are inspired by historic moments in my life like the World Cup Win of 1992, the founding of Shaukat Khanum Hospital, and my nearly-successful 2014 Dharna. The World Cup Lawn has teacups printed on it because tea is a beverage that doesn’t hurt the feelings of Muslims like Salman Rushdie. The founding of the Hospital has Saudi riyals printed on it, because the riyal is a currency that doesn’t hurt the feelings of Muslims like Salman Rushdie. My Dharna Lawn has images of Nawaz being turned on the spit because he is a meat that doesn’t hurt the feelings of Muslims like Salman Rushdie. As you know, nearly everything hurts the feelings of Muslims so my design options were limited.
And just in case our protest turns into a Tsunami, I will give paddles and inflatable tubes to PTI members so that they don’t drown. I myself will be on a raft which will be kept afloat by eight mermaids supplied by Aleem Khan.
Im the Dim