Ghaddar presswallahs are saying that I have been embraced by General Bobby’s refusal to seek extansion. Who’s giving extansion in any case, hain ji? I don’t think so that there was any need to mansion it. But generals, you know, they are badshahs.
Any haw, if ghaddar presswallahs keep asking this question, I will give them shut up call. They are all askholes – people who ask for your opinion and then ignore it, writing whatsoever they like.
Another campaign being run by these askholes is about our love of Metros and Motorways. We are builders like Shahjehan Badshah. So what if Motorway bankrupted economy like Taj Mahal? At least it got built. Any haw, it is fashion of the moment – to be Metrosexual, ie to be compellingly attracted to systems of public transportation.
Bad news is that IS has arrived in Pakistan. I asked Foreign Office wallahs, haw this has happened, hain ji? They said problem is the Muddle East, oops Middle East: “It all began when President Assad (who is bad) got so nasty that his people started rebelling and the Rebels (who are good) started winning. But then some of the rebels turned nasty and are now called IS (who are very bad) while others continued to support democracy (who are still good). So the Americans (who are good) started bombing IS (who are bad) and giving arms to the Syrian Rebels (who are good) so they could fight Assad (who is still bad) which was good.
“President Putin (who’s bad because he killed that nice Russian man in London with polonium poisoned sushi, amongst others) decided to back Assad (who’s still bad) by attacking IS (who’re also bad) which is sort of good.
“Now Iran (once bad but getting good) is helping Assad (still bad) along with the Russians (bad) fight IS (extra bad) which is good. But the British (good) and the Americans (also good) can’t attack Assad (still bad) for fear of upsetting Putin (bad) and Iran (good/bad). They’re having to accept him because he might not be that bad after all, compared to IS (now super bad, getting badder by the day).”
Hain ji?
Any haw, if ghaddar presswallahs keep asking this question, I will give them shut up call. They are all askholes – people who ask for your opinion and then ignore it, writing whatsoever they like.
Another campaign being run by these askholes is about our love of Metros and Motorways. We are builders like Shahjehan Badshah. So what if Motorway bankrupted economy like Taj Mahal? At least it got built. Any haw, it is fashion of the moment – to be Metrosexual, ie to be compellingly attracted to systems of public transportation.
Bad news is that IS has arrived in Pakistan. I asked Foreign Office wallahs, haw this has happened, hain ji? They said problem is the Muddle East, oops Middle East: “It all began when President Assad (who is bad) got so nasty that his people started rebelling and the Rebels (who are good) started winning. But then some of the rebels turned nasty and are now called IS (who are very bad) while others continued to support democracy (who are still good). So the Americans (who are good) started bombing IS (who are bad) and giving arms to the Syrian Rebels (who are good) so they could fight Assad (who is still bad) which was good.
“President Putin (who’s bad because he killed that nice Russian man in London with polonium poisoned sushi, amongst others) decided to back Assad (who’s still bad) by attacking IS (who’re also bad) which is sort of good.
“Now Iran (once bad but getting good) is helping Assad (still bad) along with the Russians (bad) fight IS (extra bad) which is good. But the British (good) and the Americans (also good) can’t attack Assad (still bad) for fear of upsetting Putin (bad) and Iran (good/bad). They’re having to accept him because he might not be that bad after all, compared to IS (now super bad, getting badder by the day).”
Hain ji?
NS