Meray aziz humwatno, I’ve just ended a longish visit to Pakistan and am now back at home in Beloved London. On way, I stopped in Paris to do afsos (sorrow) with President Holland (why President of France is called Mr Holland I’ll never understand. These Frenches, they are even more etcetera than the Britishers). I also went to Paris to talk about climate and everyone passing gasses. Anyways, in Paris I met all world leaders. All the black nations that had been colonized by Britishers, Frenches, Belgians, Bores and all I asked them whisperingly, “It is tragic what has happened in Paris”. “Aaaah yes” they all sighed. I told President of South Africa, “Maharaj, South Africa also has tragedies for which I am very sorry”. He replied, “thank you, Your Excellency, when the white missionaries came to Africa, they had the bible and we had the land. They said ‘let us pray’. We closed our eyes. When we opened our eyes, we had the bible and they had our land.”
Sorrow. Afsos. Then my brother Al-King made an impassioned speech against Bashar al Assad and Iran. He also apologized about Daesh and ISIS ki naughtiness and said that he will scold them and it will never happen again. But, he insisted that Bashar al Assad and Iran was the real problem. Everyone in the hall was a ghast (what is ghast? Grass eating dinosaur?) Anyways, Al-King got woilently angry. “Believe me, I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I’m a billionaire.”
President Obama then made his usual holier-than-thou speech: “I urge leaders of the Muslim world to introspect and think about why their countries and nations are in the state they’re in”. At which, Ashraf Ghani, Afghan President standing next to me muttered, “yeah right!”
President Holland made a rousing speech in which he spoke about refugees flooding France. President Ashraf Ghani was doodling next to me while Mr Holland spoke: “Imagine if Native Americans had said to Christopher Columbus ‘sorry, but we’re not accepting refugees’”. And then another doodle, “Syrian refugees are not chasing your benefits, they’re fleeing your bombs.”
What is meaning?
Sorrow. Afsos. Then my brother Al-King made an impassioned speech against Bashar al Assad and Iran. He also apologized about Daesh and ISIS ki naughtiness and said that he will scold them and it will never happen again. But, he insisted that Bashar al Assad and Iran was the real problem. Everyone in the hall was a ghast (what is ghast? Grass eating dinosaur?) Anyways, Al-King got woilently angry. “Believe me, I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I’m a billionaire.”
President Obama then made his usual holier-than-thou speech: “I urge leaders of the Muslim world to introspect and think about why their countries and nations are in the state they’re in”. At which, Ashraf Ghani, Afghan President standing next to me muttered, “yeah right!”
President Holland made a rousing speech in which he spoke about refugees flooding France. President Ashraf Ghani was doodling next to me while Mr Holland spoke: “Imagine if Native Americans had said to Christopher Columbus ‘sorry, but we’re not accepting refugees’”. And then another doodle, “Syrian refugees are not chasing your benefits, they’re fleeing your bombs.”
What is meaning?
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