Since I am living in bloved London and not in Kot Lakhpat Jail, thanks God, my diary should be like democracy. Of the London, from the London, by the London, far the London. Here are some observations I have read in rude British newspaper now that Boris Johnson has won the election and royal family is in tarrible mess again.
I keep thinking, what is meaning of all this? But one thing I know. They are very rude, the British newspapers, and there is no ISPR in UK to punish their rudery or give them shut up call.
Rudest of all British newspapers is a magazine called “Private Eye” which is all about Private Parts and Private Parties of rich and famous. For 50 years, it has tossed the turbans of greats (pagri uchhali hai). Politicians, royals, judges, businessmen and media stars have become very nervous that God forbids they are on cover or under discussion in its scandalous pages.
Even worst, this magazine has named Royal Family in working class way. Queen is “Brenda”, taubah taubah, and Prince Charles is “Brian”, Duke of Edinburgh is “Keith” and marhoom Diana was “Cheryl”.
It’s like Pakistani media naming Royals of our country in ordinary way like instead of Chief of Army Staff saying “Grade 22 Officer” and instead of Director General Inter Services Intelligence Agency, saying “Secretary Espionage”.
Hain ji?
NS
- Name of Downing Street being changed to Clowning Street.
- Britain has had a Loon Landing instead of a Moon Landing.
- From Hope (Obama & Cameron) to grope (Trump & Boris).
- Queen makes Prince Charles King of the Jungle as in Jungle Book.
- Prince Andrew poses for photo with 14-year-old saying “say sleaze”.
- Like Margaret Thatcher, Prince Andrew “shafted the miners”.
I keep thinking, what is meaning of all this? But one thing I know. They are very rude, the British newspapers, and there is no ISPR in UK to punish their rudery or give them shut up call.
Rudest of all British newspapers is a magazine called “Private Eye” which is all about Private Parts and Private Parties of rich and famous. For 50 years, it has tossed the turbans of greats (pagri uchhali hai). Politicians, royals, judges, businessmen and media stars have become very nervous that God forbids they are on cover or under discussion in its scandalous pages.
Even worst, this magazine has named Royal Family in working class way. Queen is “Brenda”, taubah taubah, and Prince Charles is “Brian”, Duke of Edinburgh is “Keith” and marhoom Diana was “Cheryl”.
It’s like Pakistani media naming Royals of our country in ordinary way like instead of Chief of Army Staff saying “Grade 22 Officer” and instead of Director General Inter Services Intelligence Agency, saying “Secretary Espionage”.
Hain ji?
NS