Ittefaq Nama

Ittefaq Nama
Meray aziz humwatno, what happen 50 years ago, hain ji? It was farget me not moment, but they fargot asap.

Today, “bhooka nanga” Bengalis as we use to call them are rich, and we are bhooka nanga. Today, “primitive” Bengalis as we use to call them are advanced, and we are primitive. Today, “overpopulated” Bengalis as we use to call them are birth controlled and we are overpopulated. Today, “our burden” Bengalis, as we use to call them are world asset and we are the world’s burden.

It is the ironing of history, meray aziz humwatno, ironing of history.

As we all know, donkey cart is stuck in rut. Those who have been pushing cart are now fad up. They have pushed and pushed far three long years and brought bad name to themselves. They are saying they have stopped pushing. Proof? It is fect, they say, that wipe out in Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa Local Bodies Elections would not have happened if they were still pushing donkey cart.

Achha?! That means you were pushing before, hain ji? Er, um, leave it ji, dear Mian Saab, they are now saying.

Chalo, walk, I say. Let’s see haw neutered you can be. Sorry, I mean neutral. Soon to be presented money bill will be good opportunity to gage how neutral they have become. If they force parliamentarians to spote money bill, then they are still pushing donkey cart – leading to more badnami. If they are hands off and don’t force parliamentarians to spote money bill, donkey cart will come to halt – leading to fall of gormint. Damn if they do, damn if they don’t.

Heh heh heh heh hehehehehe ….

NS