“Need I say more?”
Readers will remember how The Great Khan’s regime victimized The Man of Steel’s comrade Rana S, soon after they came to power. In an incredible move, 15 kg of heroin was recovered from Rana S’s car in 2019 and he was hauled off to jail without trial. The circumstances of his months long incarceration were horrendous but the brave Rana never veered from his democratic stance. Given that the winds of change seemed to be blowing, the Rana had an interesting conversation with BBZ, the late lamented Big Ben’s heir. Said the Rana to his younger colleague, “if you form government before we do, I want you to make me a promise”. BBZ apparently said, “Name it, Rana Sahab, anything”. The Rana continued, “I want you to promise that you will allow me to plant 50 kg of heroin in SA’s car” (SA being The Great Khan’s man who did it to Rana S). Our mole reports that BBZ replied with alacrity, “Rana Sahab, if we form government or if your party forms government, you will be Interior Minister. Need I say more?”
No love lost
We hear alarm bells are ringing at the Min of Fin. The cash that Al-Prince had promised to stash in our bank of the state to shore up our reserves has still not arrived, weeks after the pledge. Now, this is unheard of! Experts say the cash arrives in the account within hours of the pledge being made. What explains the delay? The same expert says there’s a fly in the ointment. And it is that Uncle Sam has taken umbrage at Al-Prince’s offer and made his objections clear. It’s no secret that there’s no love lost between Uncle Sam and The Great Khan; no secret too that the I Am Effed is playing hard to get, and who doesn’t know that the Yanks are furious about the Taliban victory in Afghanistan engineered (they think) by You-Know-Who. So, no love lost there. When, oh when, will Al-Prince’s cash arrive?
Misgivings
While the Same Page mantra may have got a new lease of life, following the ramming through of controversial legislation courtesy The Boyz, The Great Khan is said to be highly suspicious of the deal done with the fundos on the street. He was unequivocal in his stance to “teach them a lesson” the last time they caused mayhem. Apparently, he told his kitchen cabinet that the fundos were being set up to challenge The Great Khan & Co in a future electoral contest – “they will get them to eat up our votes” – and that he “knew what is cooking”. So, plenty of misgivings on that score, especially in view of how R Jr has been set free just in time for his late father’s death anniversary commemoration.
