Ittefaq Nama

Ittefaq Nama
Ahahahaha, what a nice! Mraan is smelling a Jerry. Remember Tom and Jerry cartoon? All prime ministers can smell a Jerry when they are being conspired against, soon to be ousted. How it feels, hain ji? My spy says Mraan was very depress when he was told that people are giving abuses. He turned to spy and others in the room and said, “why they belief everything I say? Why they pay attention to what I say? They should ignore it because tomorrow I could take U-Turn. People should have open minds. And remembering what I say is unfair. It’s their own fault.”

My spy and all others began to stare at the ceiling. Mraan got more and more frustrate. He picked up phoon and called Big B. “You can’t hold me to what I say”, he began, “because I can take a U-Turn immediately. You should have more tolerance for my U-Turn habit”. Spy says he couldn’t hear what Big B replied, but Mraan went on, “excuse me, what other habit of mine do you tolerate?” Then Big B said something and Mraan replied, “In that case, I think I will stop speaking altogether” to which Big B replied so loudly that everyone heard, “WHAT A GOOD IDEA THAT WOULD BE!”

Then Big B said something else, to which Mraan replied, “I’ve had a million intelligence briefings. I really don’t want anymore”. Then Big B said something else. To which Mraan replied, “Intelligence is a waste of time. I have no intelligence whatsoever and I won the World Cup and built the hospital and have had more shags than anyone else I know and I also won the 2018 elections”. Then Big B said something else to which Mraan replied, “ok ok, so YOU won me the 2018 elections but did intelligence have anything to do with it? Whatever you decided and whatever plans you made, please remember that there was no trace of intelligence in them.”

Im the Dim