Touch & go
The realistic medical opinion on The Man of Steel’s case is that his health is in a precarious state. It was touch and go, the day he was brought to a Lahore hospital nearly a fortnight ago. Rumour has it that The Khan was unrelenting in his vendetta, until the head honcho of Mum’s Hospice told him frankly that The Man would not survive another night in the NABbers’ custody, The Khan then panicked and orders went out thick and fast, to hospitalize The Man and to send him flowers if you please! The Man is also longing for pomegranate, we hear, but his doctors won’t allow it, given the fluctuation in his blood sugar levels. They do however, testify to his courage and dignity, and all confirm that the neglect of his health in the NABbers’ custody has brought him to the brink. The doctors recommend that he be taken to Uncle Sam’s land for treatment; and that not even Her Majesty’s hospitals will suffice.
When the Emaciated Former CM was in the midst of negotiations in Isbad with Maulana etc. on behalf of his Great Khan, he got an urgent phone call. Our mole reports that the Emaciated One had left his cell phone with his assistant. When The Khan called, he apparently thought it was The Emaciated One to whom he was talking. He gave his orders peremptorily, “get back here and forget about your negotiations”, or words to that effect. The befuddled assistant said he would get The Emaciated One to call back asap. When he did, people seated next to him heard the same snapped orders.