There was a time when I use to call Ghaddar Presswallahs Lifafa Journalists. Ab mulahiza farmaiye Lifafa Maulvis. It has been one thing after another since 2013 elections. Fust dharna, second dharna, now thud dharna. Dharnay pay dharna. Fust Panama, then Iqama, now terrible zamana. It’s like they are trying to cause expiry by a thousand cuts. But I have resolved to fight beck.
Problem is, I need allies in my fight beck. Fustly, there was issue with Shbaz Saab. One day we were having meeting and he asked me to pass the lip balm. I passed him Super Glue by mistake. He’s still not talking to me. Secondly, there is issue with Asaf Zardari. I sent him Super Glue with message that Buds of a Feather, Stick Together. No reply.
I sent message that what is problem, hain ji? Asaf said, “Have you forgotten how you ganged up with the generals to stop me repealing sections 62, 63 of the Constitution?” I replied, “Oh ho, you minded that? I didn’t mean it”. Then he said, “Have you forgotten how you ganged up with the generals to restore Iftikhar Chaudhry CJ?” I replied, “Oh ho, you minded that? I didn’t mean it”. Then he sent message, “Have you forgotten how you ganged up with the generals to do Memogate?” I replied, “Oh ho, you minded that? I didn’t mean it”. Then he sent message, “Have you forgotten how you ganged up with the judges to disqualify my PM Yusuf Raza Gilani?” I replied, “Oh ho, you minded that? I didn’t mean it”. Then he sent message, “Have you forgotten how you ganged up with the Rangers to hound Dr Asim etc?” I replied, “Oh ho, you minded that? I didn’t mean it”. Then he sent message, “Have you forgotten how you rebuffed my offer to come and condole your brother’s demise?” I replied, “Oh ho, oh ho, oh ho. But what about Charter of Democracy?” He sent final message, “what ABOUT Charter of Democracy? It is dead and buried.”
Oh ho, oh ho!
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