Bhai, I’m tau confused. By this Panama leak case, what else? Whenever we have a leak in our house, we tau call plumbers not judges. But chalo, I accept that this is not our kothi ka matter but guvmunt ka and therefour everything has to be more complicated. Then second thing, after so many months of looking at it the judges have denounced their verdict which is that the Sharifs are corrupt and also not corrupt and that a third party called JIT which is not related to IJT will look at it and then decide. Meanwhiles the Sharifs are celebrating and distributing luddoos for winning the case and Imran and his chelas are celebrating and distributing luddoos for winning the case.
Ub if I’m confused, is it my fault? Honestly guvmunt should have done in the first place what I do which is to call the plumbers. Uncle Plumbers of Canal Park are best. They’ve been fixing Mummy’s leaks and Aunty Pussy’s also for last thousand years. And they do no herapheri and they don’t take months and months to finish. They do the job in two hours. Max. And they never pass the duck to some third party.
Janoo is saying one thing is clear: this nation has lost its mortal compass. I wanted to ask Janoo if this nation has looked in its geometry box? When I was in Class 9 at the Convent of Jesus and Mary (before I gave up Maths for goods) and whenever I thought I’d lost my moral compass I’d always find it in my geometry box either under the foot rule or under the divider. It was just a question of looking theek say. But I thought Janoo would give some sarrhial type answer if I told him about my geometry box so I said gol mol kar kay: ‘Dhoondnay say tau khuda bhi mill jaata hai. All we have to do is to search theek say.’ And I’m so used to not getting these type of compliments from Janoo that I straight away went in to shock when he said: ‘You are a surprising person. That was a profound thing to say.’
As soon as I recovered I sent Ramzan the cook to buy luddoos which I immediately distributed among all the servants.
Ub if I’m confused, is it my fault? Honestly guvmunt should have done in the first place what I do which is to call the plumbers. Uncle Plumbers of Canal Park are best. They’ve been fixing Mummy’s leaks and Aunty Pussy’s also for last thousand years. And they do no herapheri and they don’t take months and months to finish. They do the job in two hours. Max. And they never pass the duck to some third party.
Janoo is saying one thing is clear: this nation has lost its mortal compass. I wanted to ask Janoo if this nation has looked in its geometry box? When I was in Class 9 at the Convent of Jesus and Mary (before I gave up Maths for goods) and whenever I thought I’d lost my moral compass I’d always find it in my geometry box either under the foot rule or under the divider. It was just a question of looking theek say. But I thought Janoo would give some sarrhial type answer if I told him about my geometry box so I said gol mol kar kay: ‘Dhoondnay say tau khuda bhi mill jaata hai. All we have to do is to search theek say.’ And I’m so used to not getting these type of compliments from Janoo that I straight away went in to shock when he said: ‘You are a surprising person. That was a profound thing to say.’
As soon as I recovered I sent Ramzan the cook to buy luddoos which I immediately distributed among all the servants.