Ittefaq Nama

Ittefaq Nama
I have written following poem:

“Aur bhi dukh hain zamanay mein

Mohabbat kay sivaa,

Rahatein aur bhi hain vasl ki rahat

Kay sivaa”

Its mean, “More sorrows there are in world except love,

Rahat Fateh Ali Khan is one of these,

And there are more”.

In the “moreover”, there are some thoughts that I want to share. Fust, my thoughts about mobile phones. Mobile came – PCO finished. Mobile came – clock finished. Mobile came – watch finished. Mobile came – tape record finished. Mobile came – radio finished. Mobile came – calculator finished. Mobile came – camera finished. Mobile came – alarm finished. Mobile came – Eid card finished. Mobile came – love latter finished. Mobile came – diary finished. And if your mobile gets into hands of our bhabi – you are finished.

Secondly, I want to share my thoughts on certain nameless people who are very stubborn. Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. The lass said the batter.

Thirdly, I want to share my thoughts on poor Houbara Bastard. Belief me, I feel very sorry for this endangered bird but I can’t say no to Al-King and other Brothers who want to hunt it. Matter of fact, nobody can say no to Brothers. I have decided that, since Houbara meat is valued because it is makes one Aphrodizzy, Brothers will get complimentary PIA tickets to and from Red Light District of Amsterdam. They will travel on our largest ATRs, and for their reassurance, we will sacrifice black goats on the tarmac before flight. Hopefully, they will leaf poor Bastard alone.

(Forest officials say that Brothers are also a threat to Flora & Fauna. I think so they are two minority Christian sisters living in that area. God knows why but anyhaw, we must protect them too).

Fourthly, I heard that Her Majesty The Queen was ill. I wish her speedy recovery and in the words of Allama Iqbal: “God save our gracious Queen, God save our noble Queen. God save the Queen. Send her Victoria. Happy & Gloria. Always to Rain over us. God. Save. The. Queen.”

NS