Not on
Like some other political leaders, The Great Khan also has various “spiritual guides”, one of whom is a well-known Mufti. The very same gent performed The Great Khan’s last nuptials with our former bhabi. We hear he’s now hopping mad with The Khan because the latter had the temerity to visit the shrine of a famous sufi, and that’s just not on for the Wahhabi mufti.
Tug of war
Our mole reports that a tug of war has been going on behind the scenes on the issue of that brave journo’s name on the Exit Control List. Rumour has it that The Man of Steel was most keen to get the hounded journo off it, with others in his kitchen cabinet opposing it. BTW, it just so happens that the journo was indeed booked to travel abroad on a brief holiday with his family, as he does around this time of the year – an annual excursion. It was only going to be a short hop to Dubai and back, but it was not to be.
As predicted
As predicted last week on this space, it appears that The Great Khan has finally bitten the bullet and asked one of his moneybags, a real estate tycoon, to part company with the party. Lest we forget, the tycoon was already flirting with The Brothers Sharifov but hadn’t got anywhere. And there’s also been a flurry of denials about The Khan’s men going off on another London Plan to lure back Friar TuQ. They’re at pains to insist that the Friar is in Canada; that Sheeda Tully is on a fundraiser to Blightey and JKT has gone there for a medical checkup.