On March 29th 2016, the worst people in the country attacked the heart of Pakistan: the pseudo liberals.
They were out on social media with their rationale and logic, two things I hate the most. Who needs a brain when you have a heart that beats for Pakistan?
Our most famous national song is not Brain Brain Pakistan for a reason. Nobody is selling cola here with the slogan Brain Bola Pakola. Pakistan is a country for hearts; brains exist to add masala to them and eat them.
I bleed green. They will try to use established scientific principles to show that blood can only be red but science only applies to libtards. For a Pakistani, the only scientist that has ever existed is Abdul Qadeer Khan although the guy who made the pani par chalnay wali garee comes close.
Abdus Salam is a liberal conspiracy theory created by people who think minorities are people too
A.Q. Khan’s family is the only kind of nuclear family we like in Pakistan. Pakistan is a joint family system and not the kind of “joint” family that liberals have when they get together.
Abdus Salam is a liberal conspiracy theory created by people who think minorities are people too. If Abdus Salam actually existed why have I not seen him in any of the little boxes on TV talk shows?
I have seen Pervez Hoodbhoy but I have not heard him so he does not count. If he is such a scientific genius why could he not just unmute his microphone using his ‘science’?
Here is some science for all these ludo-scientists out there: being a racist is scientific. The only time people do not see colour is when they tune into PTV Balochistan and that is only because they are still using cameras from the 1800s.
PTV Balochistan gets an equal amount of resources as all the other PTVs. There is no discrimination.
This is the problem with Pakistani liberals: they try to differentiate and divide us by lauding one person. There are no Christians, Muslims, Ahmadis, Pokemon, Digimon, Transformers in Pakistan; there are only Pakistanis. Pakistanis who truly believe that Abdus Salam is not a Muslim (or at least pretend to to get their passports).
These psycho babble liberals claim that Christians were attacked in Lahore. That cannot possibly be true. There are no Christians left in Lahore. I had to sweep my office myself yesterday. These liberals are Partition deniers.
If Muslims were truly taking over the world the protagonist of 50 Shades of Grey would be Muslim Grey.
Liberals simply want the Western media to pay attention to their sorry lives on Facebook by calling out to Jesus Christ and ‘Je Sui Paris’ instead of Junaid Bengali and ‘Jiye Bhutto’ but the West does not care for Pakistanis. If they did they would have painted the Eiffel Tower green, DJ Bravo would have made a rap video, Obama would have led a namaz-e-janaza at the White House and I would not have been rejected an American visa.
Libtards are trying to divide Pakistan. I will not let that happen. I could not even divide in Maths class, all I know how to do is multiply – that too because contraception is Haram.
Quaid-e-Azam said “you are free to go to your temples” but he never said you were also free to come out of them alive
These self-proclaimed wearer of jeans are nothing more than Western slaves. There are worse than the sweepers in my office with the name tag Simon. (If you are reading this Simon, please come back, the Indians were kidding when they shouted ‘Simon Go Back’ in 1928)
They are victims of inferiority complex and I am a victim of Malik Riaz Bahria Complex. Mainly because I get paid to write Facebook statuses. If my statuses get enough traction hopefully one day I will get enough money to make comics too. Nothing says ‘I love Pakistan’ and ‘I hate art’ like far-right comics in Pakistan. I blame Indus Valley School – had they not rejected a certain @Q’s application he would have had a more creative outlet for his anger. And a girlfriend.
Quaid-e-Azam said “you are free to go to your temples” but he never said you were also free to come out of them alive. Liberals never bother reading the fine text. This is why Apple legally owns all of their right kidneys as per clause 542.6 (b) of the standard iTunes agreement.
Rest assured, all these liberal fahash-ists will be defeated
Rest assured, all these liberal fahash-ists will be defeated. There will be no corner left in Pakistan for them to watch Game of Thrones. ISIS will paint spoilers over all the walls in Pakistan to hit them where it hurts the most.
This is my final warning. If libtards continue to malign Pakistan by rationally and logically trying to criticise the ills of our country so that we can collectively make an effort to improve the lives of people in our community then I will tell them that Jon Snow is a Targarayen.
Enough already: we have suffered a national tragedy. At least let us hang a few people in peace before coming out with your spiel about how all humans have rights. That is simply not true. You do not have a right kidney anymore as per the iTunes agreement ergo I win.