Mobarak meray aziz humwatno! On successful concluyion of PSL. Who Lalas think they are, hain ji, with their world famous IPL? Naw we also have. And what a nice! Mobarak also for Pak China Economic Corridor. China is on track to become second richest country of the world, displacing Japan. Who knows? Chinese may even become fust richest country. But that can only happen if America pays back the money they owe them, and since that’s not likely to happen, I don’t see China going to top of list. Chalo, never mind. They are coming to Pakistan to build CPEC.
In the process, notty buoys (trrrorists) will make them remember maternal grandmother’s house. They will give them such a key – aisi chabi dein gay – that their heads will spin. Poor things! They will work night and day to build that road. Then the notty buoys will kidnap them and demand handsome. They will try and pay handsome in Pak rupees but what they think notty buoys are? Stuppids? No ji, they will demand handsome in USD, haan jiii!
But to make up for inconvenience caused by notty buoys, we will give permits for Chinese restaurants all along the CPEC, and other facilities. McDonald’s Chee Ba Ga Wi Fench Fi. Ba Ga King. Mao Tse Tung Bu Ti Pa La. Peking Duck & Bird Sanctuary. Madame Chiang Kai Sheikh Massage Parlour. Ka Wa Shing Vehicle Cleaning Garage. Hai Ding Bun Ka Security Shelter. Lei Ying Lo Discreet Security Guards. Sum Ma Koo Ling 24/7 Airconditioning Service. Wong Lee Kwee Ba Banned Beverages Bar. Gno Tu Fat Exercise Gym. Jew Jit Su Money Changers.
Just as I was dictating these facilities to my Staff Officer, he said, “er sir, it’s time for your daily exercise”. Irritated, I said, “exercise is not important. If walking was great exercise, postmen would be immortal. If swimming, drinking water and eating fish were slimming, whales would not be fat. If being vegetarian, running and hopping all day could prolong your life, rabbits would not live for only five years. And why tortoise hardly moves, does nothing and lives for hundred of years, hain ji? Leave it, ji!”
In the process, notty buoys (trrrorists) will make them remember maternal grandmother’s house. They will give them such a key – aisi chabi dein gay – that their heads will spin. Poor things! They will work night and day to build that road. Then the notty buoys will kidnap them and demand handsome. They will try and pay handsome in Pak rupees but what they think notty buoys are? Stuppids? No ji, they will demand handsome in USD, haan jiii!
But to make up for inconvenience caused by notty buoys, we will give permits for Chinese restaurants all along the CPEC, and other facilities. McDonald’s Chee Ba Ga Wi Fench Fi. Ba Ga King. Mao Tse Tung Bu Ti Pa La. Peking Duck & Bird Sanctuary. Madame Chiang Kai Sheikh Massage Parlour. Ka Wa Shing Vehicle Cleaning Garage. Hai Ding Bun Ka Security Shelter. Lei Ying Lo Discreet Security Guards. Sum Ma Koo Ling 24/7 Airconditioning Service. Wong Lee Kwee Ba Banned Beverages Bar. Gno Tu Fat Exercise Gym. Jew Jit Su Money Changers.
Just as I was dictating these facilities to my Staff Officer, he said, “er sir, it’s time for your daily exercise”. Irritated, I said, “exercise is not important. If walking was great exercise, postmen would be immortal. If swimming, drinking water and eating fish were slimming, whales would not be fat. If being vegetarian, running and hopping all day could prolong your life, rabbits would not live for only five years. And why tortoise hardly moves, does nothing and lives for hundred of years, hain ji? Leave it, ji!”
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