Wonders never seize. Here I was preparing to turn the other chick, in case Modi Saab complained bitterly about Pathankot terrorist attack, when faujis decided that enough is enough. They cracked down on terrorists – previously their pats – showing that inshallah now peace is priority. I only hope faujis are not on champagne trail, hain ji, to win hearts and minds, to eventually do coo.
I also hope ghaddar presswallahs don’t make faujis the new heavyweight champions in Pakistan.
Apart from that, you are seeing meray aziz humwatno how Al-King has sent his son and hair to ask us to join anti-Shia alliance. He said, “Ahlan wa sahlan, brother of my father, therefore uncle most respected. Please declare you are our Al-lies in Al-l our anti Iran En-deavours”. I tau fust pretended that I hadn’t heard him. He repeated same to same. Just then, thanks God, bearers came in with desi chicken sandwiches, miniature shami kebabs, fish fingers (imported Code from UK), small bowels of soup, and fried prawns. “Have Al-Prince, dear brother”, I said.
He again repeated same mantra. “Iran?” I asked, “where’s that?” At this Al-Prince looked at the ceiling. I also looked at the ceiling, but I could not see Iran there. I made rousing speech in Arabic: “It is El-eventh of January today, Mashallah. I am your brother Al-exander Sani. Do not be Al-ienated or Al-Gicidal. I will Al-chemize Al-l of you brethren of Al-Saudia and you will become Al-abaster. Do not belief in Al-armism of Al-Imran Al-Kaptan. He is Al-legedly Al-batross and Al-kaline. You need Al-truistic and Al-uminium Al-lopath like self to help you O Great Prince and your Al-King, hain ji?”
I was hoping Al-Prince would broke into thunderous applause and shouted slogans for my health and happiness but unfortunately he only exclaimed “Al-ack” and “Al-as”. Underjoyed, I continued: “Al-arm yourselves, because I am coming. Do not depend upon Al-oof Al-amnus of Aitchison College who is Al-Imran Al-Kaptan. Love me who is Al-lotter of lands and Al-msgiver, fair as Al-bino, Al-luring and with Al-acrity. Al-vida, kafela!”
I also hope ghaddar presswallahs don’t make faujis the new heavyweight champions in Pakistan.
Apart from that, you are seeing meray aziz humwatno how Al-King has sent his son and hair to ask us to join anti-Shia alliance. He said, “Ahlan wa sahlan, brother of my father, therefore uncle most respected. Please declare you are our Al-lies in Al-l our anti Iran En-deavours”. I tau fust pretended that I hadn’t heard him. He repeated same to same. Just then, thanks God, bearers came in with desi chicken sandwiches, miniature shami kebabs, fish fingers (imported Code from UK), small bowels of soup, and fried prawns. “Have Al-Prince, dear brother”, I said.
He again repeated same mantra. “Iran?” I asked, “where’s that?” At this Al-Prince looked at the ceiling. I also looked at the ceiling, but I could not see Iran there. I made rousing speech in Arabic: “It is El-eventh of January today, Mashallah. I am your brother Al-exander Sani. Do not be Al-ienated or Al-Gicidal. I will Al-chemize Al-l of you brethren of Al-Saudia and you will become Al-abaster. Do not belief in Al-armism of Al-Imran Al-Kaptan. He is Al-legedly Al-batross and Al-kaline. You need Al-truistic and Al-uminium Al-lopath like self to help you O Great Prince and your Al-King, hain ji?”
I was hoping Al-Prince would broke into thunderous applause and shouted slogans for my health and happiness but unfortunately he only exclaimed “Al-ack” and “Al-as”. Underjoyed, I continued: “Al-arm yourselves, because I am coming. Do not depend upon Al-oof Al-amnus of Aitchison College who is Al-Imran Al-Kaptan. Love me who is Al-lotter of lands and Al-msgiver, fair as Al-bino, Al-luring and with Al-acrity. Al-vida, kafela!”
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