Such Gup

Such Gup

Super PM


Guess who saved Save The Children? None other than The Man of Steel’s Dar-ling, we hear. Just as Senator Kerry was getting ready to have a bristling press conference condemning Pakistan for threatening to expel Save the Children fund and other NGOs, Dar-ling got to work. They say he called Uncle Sam’s man in Isloo and told him he was working on the matter. It appears neither The Man of Steel nor Gen Bob were in favour of expelling the NGOs, and soon the matter was resolved. No wonder Dar-ling’s also known as Super PM.

Method in his madness


It appears that there’s a method in The Great Khan’s madness. The reason he didn’t take the former chief adjudicator and his right hand colleague to the Judicial Commission, having accused both of stealing the 2013 election, is because he was forbidden to do so by his two legal eagles. They don’t want to jeopardize   their lucrative practices in the apex court, do they? And talking of lucrative, we hear one of The Great Khan’s lawyers charged a massive fee, paid by a generous donor.

Going to pieces


The once mighty party of the late lamented Big Ben and her father before her, is going to pieces. We hear there's internal bickering with some stalwarts plucking up the courage to tell Hubby the truth. It's predicted that there will be news of desertions soon, with some going to The Great Khan and others to The Man of Steel. Meanwhile, Hubby's cohorts are fleeing, like Mr K whose mole in the Lone Rangers gave him a heads up. K drove to Isloo, onwards to Gilgit, from there to Kashgar and courtesy his blue passport, from Kashgar to Beijing and onwards to Toronto. Young Bill, meanwhile, is incommunicado and a "virtual hostage" say his friends.