Uffff! Those trips to Kabul with General Bobby! Poor President Ashraf Ghani! Every time he sees us, he expacts some miracle. From where we can bring miracle, hain ji? We have destroyed Afghanistan over three and a half decades. We can’t put everything right in one fauji’s term. Vaisay, what a nice, hain ji? Entire policy changes with army chief! Foreign policy, defence policy, internal security policy, terrorism policy …. those terrorists and blackmailers who send me threatening massages, I say to them just wait another year or so, and pray you get uyual type of army chief. Then it’ll be business as uyual, hain ji?
Uffff! This hadache about change in Pak China Economic Corridor! Haw I can tell Baloch and Pakhtuns that are we mad to take route through your la less areas, hain ji? Pata challa vahaan phheenon par golliyan barsayee ja rahee hain, hain ji? Of course we’ve changed it to safer areas of Punjab and Sindh. Because tablets are walking on the streets in Balochistan and Pakhtunkhwa – sarkon pay golliyan chal rahi hain …
Uffff! These diplomats constantly asking me if I think See More Harsh ki story about bin Laden is true. Haw do I know, hain ji? Aik banda jiss ka naam he See More hai, voh sacha hoga. Yani we bachaoed bin Laden, then phassaoed him, then jailed him, then sold him and allowed a foreign invasion of our country in the dead of night. What a nice, hain ji? And kissi ki majaal hai koi baat karay? Haw dare we, hain ji? On one foreign news story about manufacturing fake degrees, we can raise ruckus in Parliament, get FIA to raid an IT company, pick up its people for interrogation, demand company’s closure but on another foreign news story about harbouring world’s leading terrorist, then selling him for $ 25 million and allowing invasion of our country, we dare not say a word.
What a nice!
Uffff! This hadache about change in Pak China Economic Corridor! Haw I can tell Baloch and Pakhtuns that are we mad to take route through your la less areas, hain ji? Pata challa vahaan phheenon par golliyan barsayee ja rahee hain, hain ji? Of course we’ve changed it to safer areas of Punjab and Sindh. Because tablets are walking on the streets in Balochistan and Pakhtunkhwa – sarkon pay golliyan chal rahi hain …
Uffff! These diplomats constantly asking me if I think See More Harsh ki story about bin Laden is true. Haw do I know, hain ji? Aik banda jiss ka naam he See More hai, voh sacha hoga. Yani we bachaoed bin Laden, then phassaoed him, then jailed him, then sold him and allowed a foreign invasion of our country in the dead of night. What a nice, hain ji? And kissi ki majaal hai koi baat karay? Haw dare we, hain ji? On one foreign news story about manufacturing fake degrees, we can raise ruckus in Parliament, get FIA to raid an IT company, pick up its people for interrogation, demand company’s closure but on another foreign news story about harbouring world’s leading terrorist, then selling him for $ 25 million and allowing invasion of our country, we dare not say a word.
What a nice!
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