Bits ’n Bobs
Our mole says The Great Khan is straining at the leash and dying to dump General Bob’s anti-terrorism policy. He thinks the boys are still protecting their “assets” and fears the violent blowback from the Taliban & Co. Regarding his second marriage, the second witness to the rites seems to be The Khan’s NBF, a former bookie and former husband of a leading lady. Is this because none of the Old Best Friends cared to be witnesses?
Regarding a Such Gup about Mushaisaab last week, said he, “your sources seem to be drying up. I never slipped The Man of Steel a note (during the APC) nor said what you attribute (“Vah Mian Sahab! 1993 ka sher yad aa gaya!”), in fact, I told him the opposite at the APC: ‘Mian Sahab, it seems you have no fire in your belly and seem to have lost interest in your job’, adding, ‘follow the Nike slogan, Just Do It!’”
New career options
The new Mrs Khan may be exploring new career options, given that some Khanistas say going back to the media as an anchor is a non-starter. Our mole in Mrs Khan’s entourage says she’s considering starting a jewelry line, putting old Swati silver pieces into new settings and presenting them afresh.