Such Gup

Such Gup

Howlers!


This howler is posted on a Pakistani meteorology website and predicts, if you please, the weather in the Punjab’s capital. We’ll keep you updated on their posts for other cities, but here’s this for starters: “Lahore can be viewed any time throughout the date, but assured months are further comfortable than others. Lahore and Pakistan in universal are hot year around. On standard, the newest months in Lahore are May and July, during which time the high temperatures will attain the inferior 100’s, and it will just cool blue to the higher 70’s or inferior 80’s during the dark’s.

“On standard, the coolest months of the date are December and January, during which time the high temperatures will attain the higher 60’s and inferior 70’s, and it will cool blue to the standard to higher 40’s during the dark time. Though the temperatures during the summer months are quite hot, the dampness can brand it appear even inferior. Lahore has a separate rainy period, during which time the weather is very moist. The rainiest months of the date are July and Imposing, with June and September as well getting several rain. During the relax of the date, barely any rainwater falls in Lahore. Based on temperatures and rainfall, it is not advised to go during the hallucinating and raining season among-st June and September. The relax of the date is dehydrated with balmy daytime temperatures.”

If you don’t believe us, please see  http://pakmet.com.pk/pages/lahore-weather/lahore-weather-28.aspx

Another howler!


With apologies to readers who don’t have Urdu; here’s another howler and a month-old priceless comment from a famous retired spook’s Facebook page: “Kissi Katrina ya Kareena ki salgirah hoti to hamara media din mein 100 bar yeh khabar chalata. Aaj madar-e-millat Fatima Jinnah ki salgirah hai aur hamara media sattoo pee kar so raha hai!”