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Change of plan Our moles have reported that trusted affiliates of Great Leader have advised him to stop targeting No. ...

Economical with the truth When the harassed lady says she and her husband were kept in month-long custody at the ...

Stranger in the House A member of Parliament, partisan of the late lamented Big Ben’s party stood his ground and ...

Deleted Tweet So, when The Great Khan’s First Lady (as in the first of three) tweeted that her sons and ...

Grapevine This has been sent to us via social media, so we’re simply reporting from the grapevine: “The SECP has ...

Man of his word One of the unsung heroes of the current political saga is Chory Shuj of Guj. Although ...

Diamond demands We hear there’s another audio leak in the offing. This one apparently has Ms F Gogi complaining about ...

No-show at the “pawry” Meanwhile, the more sensible amongst The Great Khan’s horde, have seen the writing on the wall ...

Hanging by a thread We hear The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro was all set to pull the plug, address ...

Mir Jafar/Mir Sadiq At his most recent meeting with some of his favourite hacks, The Great Khan said much more ...

Misplaced Priorities? Our mole in PM House says that two senior party leaders met the Talented Bro last week and ...

That prat For a premier who constantly raves and rants about corruption, it’s surprising that he can’t see what’s happening ...

To the wolves So, finally, The Boyz seem to have thrown The Great Khan and his fast-dwindling horde to the ...

Frankenstein The monster has escaped from the laboratory, that much is clear. What his inventors are going to do about ...

La Familia 2 There is a split in La Familia 2 of the Punjab. Chory Shuj of Guj, known to ...

Delusionary diktat The word from within The Great Khan’s horde is that his shrinking cabal of advisors veers madly from ...

We are what we eat Given the feverish political activity of current times, it’s no surprise that many a politico ...

The home front Trouble seems to be brewing on the home front. It’s no secret that Her Holiness has bolted. ...

Spoilt brat If anyone’s wondering why Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s second son and third child, Prince Andrew, Duke of ...

For the high jump Even The Great Khan’s closest colleagues are having misgivings about their leader’s state of mind. They ...

One and only Not far from Lahore is a district called Protector-abad. The local legislator, belonging to The Great Khan’s ...

Shady bro Shambolic is not the word, for what passes for governance in the Punjab. Bozo The Clown, hapless and ...

Worried sick Some of The Great Khan's mil-worshiping followers are worried sick that the famous One-Page has been torn asunder ...

Health grounds Bored and jaded, The Great Khan is thinking of reshuffling his cabinet once again. This time, we hear, ...

For love or money Farmers all over the country are bemoaning shortages of fertilizer and other agricultural inputs. The Great ...

Tongue in cheek Despite the lack of encouragement, to put it mildly, the truth must be told. Re The Boyz. ...