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Hanging by a thread We hear The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro was all set to pull the plug, address ...

Mir Jafar/Mir Sadiq At his most recent meeting with some of his favourite hacks, The Great Khan said much more ...

Misplaced Priorities? Our mole in PM House says that two senior party leaders met the Talented Bro last week and ...

That prat For a premier who constantly raves and rants about corruption, it’s surprising that he can’t see what’s happening ...

To the wolves So, finally, The Boyz seem to have thrown The Great Khan and his fast-dwindling horde to the ...

Frankenstein The monster has escaped from the laboratory, that much is clear. What his inventors are going to do about ...

La Familia 2 There is a split in La Familia 2 of the Punjab. Chory Shuj of Guj, known to ...

Delusionary diktat The word from within The Great Khan’s horde is that his shrinking cabal of advisors veers madly from ...

We are what we eat Given the feverish political activity of current times, it’s no surprise that many a politico ...

The home front Trouble seems to be brewing on the home front. It’s no secret that Her Holiness has bolted. ...

Spoilt brat If anyone’s wondering why Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s second son and third child, Prince Andrew, Duke of ...

For the high jump Even The Great Khan’s closest colleagues are having misgivings about their leader’s state of mind. They ...

One and only Not far from Lahore is a district called Protector-abad. The local legislator, belonging to The Great Khan’s ...

Shady bro Shambolic is not the word, for what passes for governance in the Punjab. Bozo The Clown, hapless and ...

Worried sick Some of The Great Khan's mil-worshiping followers are worried sick that the famous One-Page has been torn asunder ...

Health grounds Bored and jaded, The Great Khan is thinking of reshuffling his cabinet once again. This time, we hear, ...

For love or money Farmers all over the country are bemoaning shortages of fertilizer and other agricultural inputs. The Great ...

Tongue in cheek Despite the lack of encouragement, to put it mildly, the truth must be told. Re The Boyz. ...

“Jadoo-toonay ki sarkaar …” Naheen chalay gi, naheen chalay gi! That’s a slogan oft repeated in Opposition gatherings these days. ...

No stomach for elections While the Supreme Adjudicators have ruled that Local Government elections must be held, The Great Khan and his horde ...

“Sort ‘em out” At a recent meeting of his inner cabal, The Great Khan, in an expansive mood, spoke about ...

“Need I say more?” Readers will remember how The Great Khan’s regime victimized The Man of Steel’s comrade Rana S, soon ...

Panic stations Our mole reports that the canny in The Great Khan’s horde are panicking at the prospect of their ...

Down to size This is the time for subtle and not-so-subtle messaging. We hear No 1 was reminiscing about how, ...

House divided So, it appears Sheeda Tully signed the deal with The Mob last time they were on the rampage, and The ...

Mantle of religion As we know, The Great Khan has donned the mantle of religion and taken to lecturing the nation ...