SUCH GUP
The chosen one We know all about The Chosen One, the Wowdah on the Howdah. There’s not a rule he ...
The chosen one We know all about The Chosen One, the Wowdah on the Howdah. There’s not a rule he ...
Uff Lahore has become so bore, so bore kay don’t even ask. Aik too much of garmi and then oopar ...
No worries With political machinations going on non-stop, it’s no wonder The Great Khan and his horde are looking over ...
From now onwards, the only thing we’re allowed to expose in my Party is our ignorance. Like I did in ...
Thanks, but no thanks Following her public fracas on prime time television with a fellow politician, Paradise Lover ran into ...
Meray aziz humwatno, they are playing dirty with us. So now I have also engaged certain retired MI5 personnel to ...
Unequivocal A businessman friend of The Man of Steel called him to ask for advice. He had a pressing collective ...
I never imagined that two whole years would pass without me doing summers in London. I’m missing so much, so ...
Tantrums Our mole amongst The Boyz says every time The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro is bailed out by the ...
The walls have ears. I’ve been advised to talk in acronyms so that they don’t find out what I’m up ...
Growing resentment Our mole in The Great Khan’s horde says there is growing resentment against his Accountability Czar SA. It ...
Can Coca & Cola part the ways? Can Johnson & Johnson part the ways? Can Fortnum & Mason part the ...
No can do Business community leaders keep getting messages from No 1 to pick up investment but he keeps getting ...
Janoo is very upset these days. Not just upset but angry also. Actually he’s aag bagola. And for once it’s ...
Badge of honour The outspoken member from Sheikhupura, MJL, is a fully paid-up subscriber to The Man of Steel’s narrative. ...
Eid Mobarak to all Youthias, Insafians, Insafesstas, Insafestresses, Insafestoons and Insafiosos. They all say I’m the best Prime Minister Pakistan ...
"It is in these difficult times that we look towards our governments for decisive leadership. One hopes that our rulers ...
Sher aya, sher aya! We’ve all heard The Great Khan’s threat that he will dissolve Parliament and call fresh elections, ...
As you know, meray aziz humwatno, I have infarmers in Al-King’s palace. I found out as soon as he agreed ...
Criminal neglect Indian tycoons and Bollywood stars have reportedly fled India amidst a raging pandemic for boltholes across Europe, the ...
Uff! Feeling so bad, so bad for Indians right now kay don’t even ask. Such long long cues outside hospitals ...
I have finally reached the pineapple of nirvana and seen the light. I might however see a few more lights, ...
Headline of the week Breaking news: Tension in Heaven As Prince Philip Describes Jesus Christ As “Darker Than I Expected”. ...
Ponzi scheme A close associate of The Great Khan is trying to sell him a Ponzi scheme whereby the Min ...
London is gorgeous in April, windy, cool and peasant. Only problem is, Shbaz Saab will be here soon. He will ...
Flavour of the month Our mole in The Great Khan’s inner sanctum says his favourites keep changing. The flavour of ...
After a citizen’s petition against former prime minister...
Minister for Power Khurrum Dastagir Khan has said...
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