SUCH GUP: Major Clean-Up In No. 1’s Backyard, And New Wannabe Entrants To Zaman Park
GT in Islamabad The civvie-khaki bigwigs met last week and deliberated on issues of ‘national interest’. The former chief spook...
Sunday, June 4, 2023
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SUCH GUP: Reimagining Caretakers, Return Of Helicopter, And The Truck Adjudicator
Election date The restructuring of the system is required to counter the growing popularity of the Great Leader. Many hopefuls...
SUCH GUP: The Punjab Mess And A New Kings Party?
Good times don’t last long The Great Leader, stationed in Lahore, is fuming at the way his allies in the...
SUCH GUP: Blue Movie, Impressive Billy, Caretakers Again And Leaks For Whom?
Blue movie by Perverse & Menace What’s going on in our capital’s twin city is far worse than a blue...
SUCH GUP: NRO, The Punjab Turncoats And A Career Ruined
NRO? The Great Leader has expressed his willingness to return to the Parliament and negotiate with the Talented Bro and...
SUCH GUP: Change Of Plan, Unblocked Numbers and Heated Monologues
Change of plan Our moles have reported that trusted affiliates of Great Leader have advised him to stop targeting No....
SUCH GUP: Economical With The Truth
Economical with the truth When the harassed lady says she and her husband were kept in month-long custody at the...
SUCH GUP: Stranger in the House
Stranger in the House A member of Parliament, partisan of the late lamented Big Ben’s party stood his ground and...
SUCH GUP: Deleted Tweet
Deleted Tweet So, when The Great Khan’s First Lady (as in the first of three) tweeted that her sons and...
SUCH GUP: Grapevine
Grapevine This has been sent to us via social media, so we’re simply reporting from the grapevine: “The SECP has...
SUCH GUP: Man of his word
Man of his word One of the unsung heroes of the current political saga is Chory Shuj of Guj. Although...
SUCH GUP: Diamond demands
Diamond demands We hear there’s another audio leak in the offing. This one apparently has Ms F Gogi complaining about...
SUCH GUP: No-show at the “pawry”
No-show at the “pawry” Meanwhile, the more sensible amongst The Great Khan’s horde, have seen the writing on the wall...
SUCH GUP: Hanging by a thread
Hanging by a thread We hear The Man of Steel’s Talented Bro was all set to pull the plug, address...
SUCH GUP: Mir Jafar/Mir Sadiq
Mir Jafar/Mir Sadiq At his most recent meeting with some of his favourite hacks, The Great Khan said much more...
SUCH GUP: Misplaced Priorities?
Misplaced Priorities? Our mole in PM House says that two senior party leaders met the Talented Bro last week and...
THE TRUTH WILL OUT
9 May, The Domino Effect And The Unraveling Of PTI
Party members and some senior office holders of...
Mismanagement Plagues Punjab’s Model Bazaars Initiative
LAHORE: The Punjab Model Bazaars Management Company (PMBMC)...