SUCH GUP: Grapevine

SUCH GUP: Grapevine

Grapevine


This has been sent to us via social media, so we’re simply reporting from the grapevine:
“The SECP has reported that 11 companies were incorporated under the directorship of Ms Fuhrer Gauguin between the years 2018 to 2022. Large investments were made in the real estate business, and the food and dairy industries. Interestingly, Her Holiness is said to be a member of the Board of Directors of all the companies. Ms Gauguin’s hubby also makes an appearance as the CEO of one of these newly minted companies and there is a gallery of rogues serving as directors of these businesses, with Her Holiness right at the top od the pyramid, presiding over the enterprises.”

Excuses, excuses!


When one of The Great Khan’s blind followers was asked what he thought of Her Holiness asking for a 5 carat diamond, he replied that it was true. But what wasn’t shared publicly is how quickly The Great Khan (presumably outraged by her behaviour) had turfed out Her Holiness in one of their many partings during their reign. This was the explanation he presented to clear The Khan. Excuses, excuses!