Can Coca & Cola part the ways? Can Johnson & Johnson part the ways? Can Fortnum & Mason part the ways? Can Marks & Spencer part the ways? Indeed, can Mac and Donald part the ways? No, na? So, Shbaz Saab and I also cannot part the ways. Planners can go on planning, and there can be Brexit and Megxit but there can be no Shexit. As far planners, I got wind of their meeting with Shbaz Saab:
Gen Saab: This officer will sit in on our meeting.
Shbaz Saab: why?
Gen Saab: So that he can take notes.
Shbaz Saab: Please wait, Mian Saab is on the line… he says please cut off officer’s fingers so that he can do shorthand.
Gen Saab: Let’s move upstairs to conduct the meeting.
Shbaz Saab: Why?
Gen Saab: Because the PM is on the roof.
Shbaz Saab: Why?
Gen Saab: Because someone told him the Coca Cola was on the house.
Shbaz Saab: Ok, but what’s that alligator doing here?
Gen Saab: Which alligator?
Shbaz Saab: That alligator in a vest.
Gen Saab: Oh that’s our investigator.
Shbaz Saab: Gulp!
Gen Saab: Shall we get started?
Shbaz Saab: If you insist.
Gen Saab: Col. Investigator, please start the power point presentation.
Col. Investigator (alligator in a vest): Sahh! Let me log on with my password.
Shbaz Saab: What’s your password?
Col Investigator: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldDuckArchieBettyVeronicaIslamabad.
Shbaz Saab: Why’s your password so long?
Col Investigator: because, hello, it has to have at least 8 characters and a capital.
Gen Saab: Let me ask you a question, why do you want to fly off to London?
Shbaz Saab: Because it’s easier than walking.
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