Such wonderful parallels between me and Donald Trump. Look at what I’ve wrought in Pakistan and Donald Trump’s glorious achievements in the US of A. A man who is deemed too dangerous to have his finger on his Twitter feed still has his finger on the nuclear button. What an amazing achievement.
What marvelous similarities between my Youthias storming PTV headquarters in September 2014 and Trump’s white supremacists storming Capitol Hill in January 2021. Wish I was there. I watched all this heroism unfolding on TV with the same anticipation that I watched my Youthias taking over PTV.
And look at Trump’s cabinet debating if they should invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him from office for being unfit to govern. This too has such resonance with “their” periodic attempts to replace me with Shahbaz Sharif or Shahid Khaqan Abbasi. What ungrateful wretches are Trump’s cabinet members, just like those who question my mental faculties and governing abilities. Trump and I didn’t hit it off without reason. No, we are twins, great minds unthinking alike.
All cabinets are full of ess. I tell those who can’t put up with my rambling rants and mind-numbing meanderings in cabinet meetings to ingest some psychedelic psubtances. It might help them survive my blundering bluster.
Anyway, Trump’s for the chop. What a pity the US doesn’t have partisan generals who are personally invested in Trump’s continuation in office, no matter the cost to state and society.
And how I hate disloyalty. I hate all those who are now creeping out of the woodwork saying they’d thought many times during Trump’s tenure about invoking the 25th to ease him out. Now these same traitors will reveal all his hallowed hallucinatory actions just like the fifth columnists in my camp will tell all if I fall. Out will come my gas chambers, the starving prisoners and the concentration camps. Only relief is, I won’t be alone. My selectors are equally accountable for all that Pakistan has endured in my reign …
Im the Dim
What marvelous similarities between my Youthias storming PTV headquarters in September 2014 and Trump’s white supremacists storming Capitol Hill in January 2021. Wish I was there. I watched all this heroism unfolding on TV with the same anticipation that I watched my Youthias taking over PTV.
And look at Trump’s cabinet debating if they should invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him from office for being unfit to govern. This too has such resonance with “their” periodic attempts to replace me with Shahbaz Sharif or Shahid Khaqan Abbasi. What ungrateful wretches are Trump’s cabinet members, just like those who question my mental faculties and governing abilities. Trump and I didn’t hit it off without reason. No, we are twins, great minds unthinking alike.
All cabinets are full of ess. I tell those who can’t put up with my rambling rants and mind-numbing meanderings in cabinet meetings to ingest some psychedelic psubtances. It might help them survive my blundering bluster.
Anyway, Trump’s for the chop. What a pity the US doesn’t have partisan generals who are personally invested in Trump’s continuation in office, no matter the cost to state and society.
And how I hate disloyalty. I hate all those who are now creeping out of the woodwork saying they’d thought many times during Trump’s tenure about invoking the 25th to ease him out. Now these same traitors will reveal all his hallowed hallucinatory actions just like the fifth columnists in my camp will tell all if I fall. Out will come my gas chambers, the starving prisoners and the concentration camps. Only relief is, I won’t be alone. My selectors are equally accountable for all that Pakistan has endured in my reign …
Im the Dim