Ittefaq Nama

Ittefaq Nama
Belief it or not, meray aziz humwatno, Mraan has written a latter to me. It is very baffling latter. I wonder at his state of mind. Anyways, I am reproducing it bellow for you: “Dear Nawaz, you think I don’t know what’s going on? You are conspiring against me as you always have. The first conspiracy you did against me is when you deliberately lost the elections in 2018 and contrived to make me Prime Minister. You knew I didn’t have the foggiest about governance or the economy or indeed anything and yet you went ahead and lost the election, and forced me to become PM. Yes, don’t you deny it! I know exactly what you’ve done. The question in my mind is: how could such a crooked, experienced political manipulator lose the elections to the most unfit candidate in Pakistan’s history if he didn’t actually want to do so, haan? And you did it because you were bent upon exposing my incompetence once and for all.

“Your conspiracy was in fact, even deeper than the above heinous crime. You were conspiring against The Fatherland. Oh yes! You made The Boyz believe that you were after them to compel them to dump you and bring me in. Don’t deny it. It’s the truth. What’s worse is that you sent Mario Puzo’s novel ‘The Godfather’ to the judges and made them read it, underlying all the passages which related to you with a red pen. Then you made them quote it in their judgment against you so that you could get yourself disqualified. You even invited Mr Iqama to come over from Dubai to give evidence against you. I know he’s your paid agent.

“Now that I’ve failed comprehensively, as you planned, you’re delivering the final coup de grace via your jalsa/jalooses. Well, let me tell you that I’m immediately informing the people about your diabolical scheme to lose the elections, put me in the PM’s office, and make people suffer. The people of Pakistan should be furious with you, not with me, for losing the elections and making me PM.”

NS