Lie low
Given the rising sectarian tension in the country, the spooks have informed The Great Khan that certain members of his sanctum sanctorum are under threat. The greatest danger, they say, is to The Khan’s blue-eyed boy, who’s known to be from the community the belligerent sect is targeting. It is rumoured the gent is set to leave for Her Majesty’s realm, from whence he came to the Land of the Pure.
The other members of The Khan’s cabal who are objects of the aggressors’ ire are Shrieking Maserati and Ally Zeddy. The Great Khan has told both to lie low.
Shrewd move
In a shrewd move, the late lamented Big Ben’s Hubby made it clear that while the combined opposition was accepting the Maulana as head of the movement, there was no way they could have another missionary as his deputy. In this case, the famous cleric SAN was lobbying hard for the post. So, the consensus that was developed favoured that man of great courage and dignity from our frontier regions, Mian Ifti. And after getting the go-ahead from his party head, it is he who will now be the spokesman of the democrats.
Wise move
The return of the good Doc back to the Min of Fin seems to be a wise move and perhaps a precursor of things to come. The Doc is a seasoned officer of the Fin Min and an erudite one too – he has written a series of articles in the mainstream media about what ails our economy. He has worked with our best Fin Mins and has years of experience. Rumour has it that The Great Khan was averse to his appointment (perhaps because he last worked with The Man of Steel’s Dar-ling). But then The Boyz made it clear that the Doc had to be inducted and so he was.
It is also being whispered that the current Min of Fin who was imported in to do the job, has indicated that he would like to take off in the not too distant future. If that happens, the Doc can step neatly into his shoes.
