I can’t believe Nawaz Sharif’s guts. He’s committed blasphemy. Now The Boyz will really have no choice but to stick to me. I’ve already sent them a new nuptial oath that all three of us are going to exchange:
“I, your captain, take thee both to be my better halves, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for far worse, for far far worse, and worst, for richer (you guys), for poorer (the people), in really sick sickness and in health, to loathe and to be churlish, till a national crisis do us part, according to the Constitutional Amendment; and thereto I pledge to thee IMF my country and myself to you two. Amen.”
Nawaz Sharif has also written us a letter, which I am reproducing below for readers of The Friday Times:
“Dear Members of the Axis of Evil, please dispense with the façade of rigged courts and false punishments and just shoot everyone on national television. It’ll be much simpler. Also, when you’re dictators of a closed society like The Land of the Pure, it’s tough to get access to accurate information and the real truth. Let me therefore enlighten you:
TTFN – ta ta for now
NS
“I, your captain, take thee both to be my better halves, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for far worse, for far far worse, and worst, for richer (you guys), for poorer (the people), in really sick sickness and in health, to loathe and to be churlish, till a national crisis do us part, according to the Constitutional Amendment; and thereto I pledge to thee IMF my country and myself to you two. Amen.”
Nawaz Sharif has also written us a letter, which I am reproducing below for readers of The Friday Times:
“Dear Members of the Axis of Evil, please dispense with the façade of rigged courts and false punishments and just shoot everyone on national television. It’ll be much simpler. Also, when you’re dictators of a closed society like The Land of the Pure, it’s tough to get access to accurate information and the real truth. Let me therefore enlighten you:
- Al-King and Al-Brince are fed up with you guys. They’ve given me a wink and a nod.
- They’ve also given Maulana a wink and a nod.
- Your Foreign Minister is not telling you the truth because he’s afraid you’ll ‘shoot the messenger’.
- Please shoot a few hundred messengers just to make sure nobody tells you the truth.
- Please see a shrink. When I told you three years ago that you are fixated on vengeance, you said I’ll see about that.
- You had totally censored the press, allowing only headlines like ‘woman has baby’ and ‘government doing superb job’, with the result that the media is with me and you’ll feel their rage when you’re down.”
TTFN – ta ta for now
NS