As if the Supreme Court headache (viz Justice Qazi Faez Isa) were not enough, my underlings have Foot & Mouth disease. Look at the disgraceful tapes of that woman MPA! She denied that she’d said anything at all. I gave her a lie detector test, which she passed, but I wasn’t satisfied because the Lie Detector machine is Made in China. I then decided to test her for Intelligence and Integrity. She came out negative for both.
Talking of the Supreme Court, I think I’ll ask The Boyz for permission to create a court above them, A Supremacist Court. Then we won’t have to worry about what they say. I also dislike (intensely) that Justice Athar Minallah of the Islamabad High Court. I think I’ll also set up an Islamabad Very High Court – and I’ll keep them supplied with substances to maintain their Very Highness. That way we won’t have to worry about Athar Minallah.
As for the Opposition, that’s no problem because we’ve got them by the short and curly. They’re all being good boys. Mind you, the minute they have a chance, they’ll all gang up and take us down. But for the mo, they’re under control. It’s not as though there aren’t problems. Take the case of Khawaja Asif. The Boyz told me that there was a glitch in the chip they’d planted in his brain. He had to be rushed to the Intensive Care Unit in Aabpara and the chip’s tiny battery had to be replaced. He was fine after that, preventing his colleagues from tripping on the Extension wire.
Terrorist alert: according to a highly classified report, a dangerous terrorist (member of the banned Tehrik-e-bahaali-e-civil supremacy) is masquerading as a beautiful young woman of Kashmiri descent, and is in hiding in a vast estate in Raiwind on the outskirts of Lahore. Previously, she was broadcasting her dangerous messages on all channels but has now mysteriously fallen silent. The Boyz are constantly trying to thwart attacks by her assistant terrorists who form sleeper cells all over the Punjab. Good luck to them. She’s very beautiful and very dangerous.
Im the Dim
Talking of the Supreme Court, I think I’ll ask The Boyz for permission to create a court above them, A Supremacist Court. Then we won’t have to worry about what they say. I also dislike (intensely) that Justice Athar Minallah of the Islamabad High Court. I think I’ll also set up an Islamabad Very High Court – and I’ll keep them supplied with substances to maintain their Very Highness. That way we won’t have to worry about Athar Minallah.
As for the Opposition, that’s no problem because we’ve got them by the short and curly. They’re all being good boys. Mind you, the minute they have a chance, they’ll all gang up and take us down. But for the mo, they’re under control. It’s not as though there aren’t problems. Take the case of Khawaja Asif. The Boyz told me that there was a glitch in the chip they’d planted in his brain. He had to be rushed to the Intensive Care Unit in Aabpara and the chip’s tiny battery had to be replaced. He was fine after that, preventing his colleagues from tripping on the Extension wire.
Terrorist alert: according to a highly classified report, a dangerous terrorist (member of the banned Tehrik-e-bahaali-e-civil supremacy) is masquerading as a beautiful young woman of Kashmiri descent, and is in hiding in a vast estate in Raiwind on the outskirts of Lahore. Previously, she was broadcasting her dangerous messages on all channels but has now mysteriously fallen silent. The Boyz are constantly trying to thwart attacks by her assistant terrorists who form sleeper cells all over the Punjab. Good luck to them. She’s very beautiful and very dangerous.
Im the Dim