Like everyone in Pakistan, I am also watching Turkish droma “Dirilis: Ertugral”. It is showing on NatWest in UK. Chock shukar. From now on, please call me Nwaz Bey, son of Abbaji Shah, head of Mian Tribe. Mother is Ammiji Hatun, brother is Gonglu Bey. Cousin is Sweetykin Bey, sisters are Maryam Aurangzeb Hatun and Azma Bohari Hatun. Villians are Lt Gen Crusader Knight, Genghis Imran Khan, Ameer Hazratleri Sheikh Rashidettin Kuppa, White Dwarf Murad Saeed and many others. I will defeat them all. Aameen.
Every night at dinner, I sit at had of low table. On it is roast lamb, basturma, fowl pilaf, adana kebab and to drink is ayran. Around table famly is sitting on sheepskin cushions. I say bismillah and break bread for all. Everyone says “Ayvallah, Nwaz Bey!” After that, I put on my fur cap, attach sword (bought at Hamleys, Regent St) to my Burberry tweed jacket, and go for shart walk in Hyde Park, at a social distance from one and all.
Meanwhile, NAB has sent me notice that Colonel’s wife would not have behaved rudely with police if I had finished that part of Motorway and not caused her irritation by that sin of omission. This is what I get for my service to Pakistan. All over country people are saying “Your mammary came, after your leaving. ‘Teri yaad ayee, teray jaanay kay baad’”. Naturally. Econmy has been bangrupted. Laftover, rehta sehta, Crona has finished. Even about last year’s econmy they are telling lice. All lice. Actual growth was 1.9%, this year it is nagative. “Mukhtiariya, marr jani deya, ghar vich beh. Baar jhoot tay faraib di vaba pheli hoi aye. Hakoomat dasdi naheen payee.”
No new money is coming from anywhere. Al-King and MBBS are selling oil for zero, anda. IMF has given some room for breathing but no write off. Remittances are dropping. What is government response to ecnomic crisis? NABbing and jailing opponents. These days joke is that Chinese dwelped Trump in Wuhan Lab to take revenge from Amerca. I am rapidly coming to concluyion that Modi dwelped Slacted in Mumbai Lab to take revenge from Pakistan.
Nwaz Bey
Every night at dinner, I sit at had of low table. On it is roast lamb, basturma, fowl pilaf, adana kebab and to drink is ayran. Around table famly is sitting on sheepskin cushions. I say bismillah and break bread for all. Everyone says “Ayvallah, Nwaz Bey!” After that, I put on my fur cap, attach sword (bought at Hamleys, Regent St) to my Burberry tweed jacket, and go for shart walk in Hyde Park, at a social distance from one and all.
Meanwhile, NAB has sent me notice that Colonel’s wife would not have behaved rudely with police if I had finished that part of Motorway and not caused her irritation by that sin of omission. This is what I get for my service to Pakistan. All over country people are saying “Your mammary came, after your leaving. ‘Teri yaad ayee, teray jaanay kay baad’”. Naturally. Econmy has been bangrupted. Laftover, rehta sehta, Crona has finished. Even about last year’s econmy they are telling lice. All lice. Actual growth was 1.9%, this year it is nagative. “Mukhtiariya, marr jani deya, ghar vich beh. Baar jhoot tay faraib di vaba pheli hoi aye. Hakoomat dasdi naheen payee.”
No new money is coming from anywhere. Al-King and MBBS are selling oil for zero, anda. IMF has given some room for breathing but no write off. Remittances are dropping. What is government response to ecnomic crisis? NABbing and jailing opponents. These days joke is that Chinese dwelped Trump in Wuhan Lab to take revenge from Amerca. I am rapidly coming to concluyion that Modi dwelped Slacted in Mumbai Lab to take revenge from Pakistan.
Nwaz Bey