Howzzat

Howzzat
Look at what they’re saying about me. No wonder I lose it every other day:

  1. “Our fathers heard about Sheikh Chili. We have seen Sheikh Chili in government.” 


Rave, rave, rant, rant. How DARE they?! I’ll see them to HELL and beyond. Where’s my camera crew? It’s time for my midnight tirade. Corrupt, inept, losers. Rave, rave, rant, rant.

  1. “Turn off the cat filters. Turn on the donkey filters.”


Rave, rave, rant, rant. How DARE they? I’ll see them to HELL and beyond. Where’s my camera crew? It’s time for my midnight tirade. Corrupt, inept losers. Rave, rave, rant, rant.

  1. “Ya Allah, ya Rasool. Khan Sahab bay qasoor!”


Rave, rave, rant, rant. How DARE they? I’ll see them to HELL and beyond. Where’s my camera crew? It’s time for my midnight tirade. Corrupt, inept losers. Rave, rave, rant, rant.

  1. “The ICC’s system should have broken down at 6 pm, results announced three days later. Pakistan would’ve won the India-Pak match.”


Rave, rave, rant, rant. How DARE they? I’ll see them to HELL and beyond. Where’s my camera crew? It’s time for my midnight tirade. Corrupt, inept losers. Rave, rave, rant, rant.

  1. “Trillions of dollars brought back to Pakistan.”


Rave, rave, rant, rant. How DARE they? I’ll see them to HELL and beyond. Where’s my camera crew? It’s time for my midnight tirade. Corrupt, inept losers. Rave, rave, rant, rant.

  1. “This is not a banana republic. It’s a karela republic.”


Rave, rave, rant, rant. How DARE they? I’ll see them to HELL and beyond. Where’s my camera crew? It’s time for my midnight tirade. Corrupt, inept losers. Rave, rave, rant, rant.

  1. “Tabdeeli aa naheen rahi, tabdeeli aaa gayee hai!”


Rave, rave, rant, rant. How DARE they? I’ll see them to HELL and beyond. Where’s my camera crew? It’s time for my midnight tirade. Corrupt, inept losers. Rave, rave, rant, rant.

Im the Dim