Ittefaq Nama

Ittefaq Nama
We have to learn from history, as Mraan Khan says, “There was time when neighbours Germany and Japan were fighting with each other. Always their armies were war ready on their adjoining borders. Now they have factories on their borders”. By the way, Germany was a bit like us in those days. As Ustad Daman said:

German vich maujaan ee maujaan,

Jitthay vekho faujaan ee faujaan.

Translation far Friday Tams foreign readers:

In Germany there was so much contentment,

Because everywhere cantonment, cantonment.

Mraan should also tell us famous story about how Alexander the Great conquered Australia, where he left his famous general Changez Khan, the original Great Khan, after whom is named city of Canberra because in Urdu it was originally Khan Bara meaning Great Khan and goras couldn’t say it properly so they named it Can Berra.

I also expact Mraan Khan to recount famous historical apisode of Chairman Mao’s Long March along with Bibi Shaheed to Islamabad, in which there was a foot soldier called Firdaus Ashiq Awan and accounts of the Long March were kept by Abdul Hafeez Sheikh. But as far his trip, excuse the pun, in Iran is concerned, suddenly he has woken up to fect that Iran is also our neighbour, hain ji? Why? Isn’t the trillions worth of investment coming from MBS and Al-King enough? Clearly not. Maybe suddenly, other realities are dawning. That IMF is going to bring pain. That Amerca will gang up with India against us. That both of those three will not allow China to make Pakistan its clooney. Then we will need smuggled Iranian oil, hain ji?

Batter still, perhaps Mraan should tell MBS and Ayatollahs to build factories on their borders, like Germany and Japan. I also heard that Mraan said he was going to meet Iranian leader Hashemi Rafsanjani. Well, if he had recommended to Iranians that they should make up with MBS, they would definitely have arranged a meeting of Mraan with late, lamented Rafsanjani.

Allah hafiz

NS