I’m tau very disappointed with Prince Hairy. I mean, this Megan Market, I’m sorry, but she’s just not princess material. I know that queen and all are pretending that Hairy’s choice is a sigh of the times but honestly she’s all wrong. I was talking to Mulloo on the phone and Kulchoo was there and after I finished he said, ‘What’s your problem with Meghan Markle?’
‘Nothing beta,’ I cooed, ‘except that her bagground isn’t khandani, like Diana and Kate’. ‘Kate’s not khandani’. ‘Kate’s total khandani. Look at her chaal only. Her tallness, smile and hair’. ‘Kate’s mother was a flight attendant. Not that it matters, but yeah, her parents are self made and kudos to them.’
‘Kate is daughter of airhostess? Her father is self mad? Haw, Kulchoo you’ve tau broken my heart. But maybe her mother served in first class only. And also Kate isn’t divorced’. ‘Not yet. Almost all of the queen’s kids are divorced. And if it’s okay for them why not for Meghan?’ ‘But she’s older than Hairy’. ‘So?’
‘A girl should be younger than her husband so she can look up to him.’
‘Yeah right! Like you and Naani look up to your husbands.’
‘I do so much respect of your father and his lands and his everything. My neck has gone stiff from constantly looking up to him. And also this Meaghan she was an actress’. ‘What’s wrong with being a working woman?’
‘I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with being a working woman. Even Cinderella was a working woman, but still doing a bit of dusting shusting at home is different to working for a living. There’s no mujboori in it.’
‘Cinderella was mujboor!’ ‘Yes but she wasn’t coming on TV and parading her mujboori. And also this Megan she talks too much. A princess should just smile and nod.’
‘And she’s mixed race,’ said Kulchoo. ‘Aren’t you going to judge her for that too?’
‘Haw Kulchoo as if I’ve ever judged anybody for anything? Vaisay, what kind of mixed race? Relay and sprint, you mean?’
‘Nothing beta,’ I cooed, ‘except that her bagground isn’t khandani, like Diana and Kate’. ‘Kate’s not khandani’. ‘Kate’s total khandani. Look at her chaal only. Her tallness, smile and hair’. ‘Kate’s mother was a flight attendant. Not that it matters, but yeah, her parents are self made and kudos to them.’
‘Kate is daughter of airhostess? Her father is self mad? Haw, Kulchoo you’ve tau broken my heart. But maybe her mother served in first class only. And also Kate isn’t divorced’. ‘Not yet. Almost all of the queen’s kids are divorced. And if it’s okay for them why not for Meghan?’ ‘But she’s older than Hairy’. ‘So?’
‘A girl should be younger than her husband so she can look up to him.’
‘Yeah right! Like you and Naani look up to your husbands.’
‘I do so much respect of your father and his lands and his everything. My neck has gone stiff from constantly looking up to him. And also this Meaghan she was an actress’. ‘What’s wrong with being a working woman?’
‘I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with being a working woman. Even Cinderella was a working woman, but still doing a bit of dusting shusting at home is different to working for a living. There’s no mujboori in it.’
‘Cinderella was mujboor!’ ‘Yes but she wasn’t coming on TV and parading her mujboori. And also this Megan she talks too much. A princess should just smile and nod.’
‘And she’s mixed race,’ said Kulchoo. ‘Aren’t you going to judge her for that too?’
‘Haw Kulchoo as if I’ve ever judged anybody for anything? Vaisay, what kind of mixed race? Relay and sprint, you mean?’