Ittefaq Nama

Ittefaq Nama
When I asked Shbaz Saab for the 100th time, that what you think judges will rule in Panama Case, he said please don’t ask me. He also kept saying we have to change, we have to change. Change into what, Shbaz Saab, I asked him exasperatedly. But again he didn’t answer. Finally, I asked Praiz Rashid Saab that who should I ask when nobody is answering my questions. He said, ask Google. So I typed in Google: “What will Supreme Court decide?” Even Google had no answer.

Anyway, judgment has come and thanks God I am not disqualify. But it is not open holiday. Khuli chhutti. No sir, for further sixty days there is going to be tansion. Queen Elizbeth use to say that “1996 was annus horribilis” I use to think that what is meaning? Now I know. Amin to say that it has been annus horribilis since I came to power in 2013. Every time narrow escape.

To be civilian politician in Pakistan is to constantly walk on coals. Why nobody asks “others” that where you are getting all these goodies from, hain ji? And I was huss-huss kay lote at the sight of Asif Zardari saying I am not Sadiq and Amin! By the way, I don’t think so Zardari and Imran can go into coalition against me. Because they have nothing in common. Amin to say, Zardari is fat and black whereas Imran is tall and fair. Zardari should do coalition with me. I am fat and fair. At least we have something in common.

Imran is now threatening to call All Parties Conference to mazeed gund pao.  I sent him massage that Pappu Yar Tung Na Kar. What you achieved from other All Parties Conferences? He replied: “That time I went to the wrong parties”. I said, stop criticizing me and do something for poor of Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa. He said, “you want to build a modern Pakistan and wipe out ignorance. But I think ignorance should be respected and nurtured; and these remaining bastions of ignorance in KP must be saved from annih – annyh – whatever that word is that sounds like you’re inhaling something, which, incidentally I DO NOT DO!”

NS