For batter understanding between me and khakis, I am adding new ministry to cabinet: Minister for Obsequious, Unctuous Servility Extraordinaire (M.O.U.S.E). This minister will deal with generals and convey to them the fallowing feelings of mine in best way possible:
a) “I WILL NOT COUNTENANCE INTERFERENCE IN FOREIGN POLICY”. MOUSE will reinterpret this as: “The PM is aware of your great successes in foreign policy, leading to glorious victories of 1948, 1965, 1971 and 1999. Many memorable songs, films and revisionist history books have resulted from these amazing events. He has therefore suggested that you should in future devote your attention to song writing, filmmaking and residence in la la land.”
b) “I WANT EXCLUSIVE CONTROL OF CPEC”. MOUSE will reinterpret this as: “The PM is aware of the great inroads you’ve made with decision makers in the People’s Republic of China, however he asks only one question in this regard, and that too in pristine Mandarin: ‘Hu Yu Tinq Yu Ah?’ meaning he hopes all’s well with you & yours.”
c) “YOU WON’T ALLOW ME TO MAKE PEACE WITH INDIA SO THAT I CAN GIVE THE PEOPLE AN ECONOMIC DIVIDEND, HAIN JI, BUT THE CHINA-PAKISTAN EC ONOMIC CORRIDOR IS ESSENTIAL TO DELIVER JOBS AND ELECTRICITY BEFORE ELECTION 2018. SO HANDS OFF”. MOUSE will reinterpret this as: “The PM is agreed that since we cannot, ever, have peace with India, we have to look beyond the Himalayas at China, for our growth and survival, and improving the economy and thereby the PML N’s chances of success at the next elections, not that the latter is of any concern to the PM. But CPEC is a hot potato and it may in fact burn your lilywhite hands so the PM desires that you abstain from stroking it.”
Hain ji?
a) “I WILL NOT COUNTENANCE INTERFERENCE IN FOREIGN POLICY”. MOUSE will reinterpret this as: “The PM is aware of your great successes in foreign policy, leading to glorious victories of 1948, 1965, 1971 and 1999. Many memorable songs, films and revisionist history books have resulted from these amazing events. He has therefore suggested that you should in future devote your attention to song writing, filmmaking and residence in la la land.”
b) “I WANT EXCLUSIVE CONTROL OF CPEC”. MOUSE will reinterpret this as: “The PM is aware of the great inroads you’ve made with decision makers in the People’s Republic of China, however he asks only one question in this regard, and that too in pristine Mandarin: ‘Hu Yu Tinq Yu Ah?’ meaning he hopes all’s well with you & yours.”
c) “YOU WON’T ALLOW ME TO MAKE PEACE WITH INDIA SO THAT I CAN GIVE THE PEOPLE AN ECONOMIC DIVIDEND, HAIN JI, BUT THE CHINA-PAKISTAN EC ONOMIC CORRIDOR IS ESSENTIAL TO DELIVER JOBS AND ELECTRICITY BEFORE ELECTION 2018. SO HANDS OFF”. MOUSE will reinterpret this as: “The PM is agreed that since we cannot, ever, have peace with India, we have to look beyond the Himalayas at China, for our growth and survival, and improving the economy and thereby the PML N’s chances of success at the next elections, not that the latter is of any concern to the PM. But CPEC is a hot potato and it may in fact burn your lilywhite hands so the PM desires that you abstain from stroking it.”
Hain ji?