How sad that the Panama business has been overtaken by Nawaz Sharif’s heart bypass operation which has completely bypassed me and my latest scheme to overthrow the government. I fail to understand why this has happened, being the world’s most internationally renowned stupid person. My plans are always brilliantly brilliant – the problem is in the execution. The executioner always loses his nerve.
Given this outpouring of sympathy for Nawaz, I decided to check into hospital myself for a check up. The doctor gave me a brain scan. He said there was a sort of spark in my otherwise dead brain. “W-what was it?” I asked anxiously. “Well, it was an idea”, he said, “quite unexpectedly, you had an idea”. “Oh dear”, I said, “and how did that occur?” “Well, sometimes when you’re not making a hash of things, even your brain is capable of generating an occasional idea”. “That’s very worrying, doctor” I said, “is it likely to happen again?” “Are you going to stop obsessing about toppling the government?” he asked. “No, I hope not”, I said. “In that case, no, you won’t ever have an idea again.”
As soon as Nawaz returns to Pakistan, I will launch a movement to topple him, once again in collaboration with Friar TuQ aka Maulana Tahir ul Qadri. I’ve also offered to merge our two parties. Mine is the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf and his is the Pakistan Awami Tehreek. I’ve suggested we take one word from his and one word from mine to merge our two parties. We’ll take “Pakistan” from Pakistan Awami Tehreek and “Tehreek-e-Insaf” from mine, so it’ll be Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf.
The point is that I just have to topple Nawaz Sharif this time. I mean the loot and plunder is almost on the scale of President Marcos of the Pineapple Islands. Remember him? He’s the guy whose wife had thousands of shoes and they also handed out Manila envelopes to the Press. But there’s a distinct possibility that I might take a U-Turn again. Before I do that, let me say that I will not allow anyone to mislead, if not lead the nation, except myself.
Im the Dim
Given this outpouring of sympathy for Nawaz, I decided to check into hospital myself for a check up. The doctor gave me a brain scan. He said there was a sort of spark in my otherwise dead brain. “W-what was it?” I asked anxiously. “Well, it was an idea”, he said, “quite unexpectedly, you had an idea”. “Oh dear”, I said, “and how did that occur?” “Well, sometimes when you’re not making a hash of things, even your brain is capable of generating an occasional idea”. “That’s very worrying, doctor” I said, “is it likely to happen again?” “Are you going to stop obsessing about toppling the government?” he asked. “No, I hope not”, I said. “In that case, no, you won’t ever have an idea again.”
As soon as Nawaz returns to Pakistan, I will launch a movement to topple him, once again in collaboration with Friar TuQ aka Maulana Tahir ul Qadri. I’ve also offered to merge our two parties. Mine is the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf and his is the Pakistan Awami Tehreek. I’ve suggested we take one word from his and one word from mine to merge our two parties. We’ll take “Pakistan” from Pakistan Awami Tehreek and “Tehreek-e-Insaf” from mine, so it’ll be Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf.
The point is that I just have to topple Nawaz Sharif this time. I mean the loot and plunder is almost on the scale of President Marcos of the Pineapple Islands. Remember him? He’s the guy whose wife had thousands of shoes and they also handed out Manila envelopes to the Press. But there’s a distinct possibility that I might take a U-Turn again. Before I do that, let me say that I will not allow anyone to mislead, if not lead the nation, except myself.
Im the Dim