Finally, I got this latter from my British liars: “Your Excellency, given that Imran Khan doesn’t bother to reply to the hundreds of defamation notices that have been heaped upon him in Pakistan and referred alas and alack, to the Pakistani courts, of which he thinks nothing, we, Britain’s finest law firm, Angel, Constant & Sweetie, are proud to accept your case and to represent you at the courts in Her Majesty’s realm.”
When I showed Dar Saab this latter, he ag reed with me that they seem too Mummy-Daddy Burger taps. We need real badmaash la firm to fix Imran. So we sent another latter. Finally, we got positive reply: “Your Excellency, given that Imran Khan doesn’t bother to reply to the hundreds of defamation notices that have been heaped upon him in Pakistan and referred alas and alack, to the Pakistani courts, of which he thinks nothing, we, Britain’s finest law firm, Crooke, Bastard & Knight, are proud to accept your case and to represent you at the courts in Her Majesty’s realm.”
That’s rat, I thought, this la firm sounds great. So I rang them up to speak to them. “Knight here”, said the voice in London, “can I help you?” “Er, er, er, actually, er, I want to speak to your other partners”, I stammered. “Which one in particular, sir?” replied the voice. “Er, er, you see I am Vazir-e-Azam. Haw I can say that bad word, hain ji? Please be understanding and call other partner”.
Mr Knight slammed phoon.
Dar Saab lined up another la firm. We got latter of confirmation: “Your Excellency, given that Imran Khan doesn’t bother to reply to the hundreds of defamation notices that have been heaped upon him in Pakistan and referred alas and alack, to the Pakistani courts, of which he thinks nothing, we, Britain’s finest law firm, Sue, Grabbit & Runne, are proud to accept your case and to represent you at the courts in Her Majesty’s realm.”
We hired Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne, solicitors. But they proofed very disappointing. They sued Imran, grabbed our fees and ran. Even in Britian do numberi is now very common.
When I showed Dar Saab this latter, he ag reed with me that they seem too Mummy-Daddy Burger taps. We need real badmaash la firm to fix Imran. So we sent another latter. Finally, we got positive reply: “Your Excellency, given that Imran Khan doesn’t bother to reply to the hundreds of defamation notices that have been heaped upon him in Pakistan and referred alas and alack, to the Pakistani courts, of which he thinks nothing, we, Britain’s finest law firm, Crooke, Bastard & Knight, are proud to accept your case and to represent you at the courts in Her Majesty’s realm.”
That’s rat, I thought, this la firm sounds great. So I rang them up to speak to them. “Knight here”, said the voice in London, “can I help you?” “Er, er, er, actually, er, I want to speak to your other partners”, I stammered. “Which one in particular, sir?” replied the voice. “Er, er, you see I am Vazir-e-Azam. Haw I can say that bad word, hain ji? Please be understanding and call other partner”.
Mr Knight slammed phoon.
Dar Saab lined up another la firm. We got latter of confirmation: “Your Excellency, given that Imran Khan doesn’t bother to reply to the hundreds of defamation notices that have been heaped upon him in Pakistan and referred alas and alack, to the Pakistani courts, of which he thinks nothing, we, Britain’s finest law firm, Sue, Grabbit & Runne, are proud to accept your case and to represent you at the courts in Her Majesty’s realm.”
We hired Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne, solicitors. But they proofed very disappointing. They sued Imran, grabbed our fees and ran. Even in Britian do numberi is now very common.
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